A Canadian, a Texan, and a tea bagger go into a bar....

[red dog 1]

..and the bartender says, "What will it be, Senator Cruz?"

[Blue_Tires]

1. I don't remember the last time I read a half-decent joke around here

you just earned a k+r

[red dog 1]

6. Thanks

[angstlessk]

2. It garnered a chuckle out of me

k & r here too

[red dog 1]

7. Thanks

For once, I generated a good original joke....with no help from Google.

[Major Nikon]

3. Real Texans are born in Texas

Cruz, poppa Bush, and dim-son don't qualify.

[red dog 1]

8. Real Texans are cool people, for the most part

Willie Nelson (D-Texas)
Jim Hightower (D-Texas)
Kinky Friedman (R-Texas)

[Paladin]

4. What's 14" long and hangs down in front of a butthole?

Ted Cruz's necktie.

(Wish I could take credit for that one, but I borrowed it from JuanitaJean.com, where the subject was Louie Gohmert.)

[red dog 1]

5. Lough out loud!

lol

JuanitaJean.com.....I love that website!

[UTUSN]

9. R#13 & K for, can we deport *any* of them?!1 n/t

[Tuesday Afternoon]

10. ha!

good one


rare.

[hibbing]

11. hehe, thanks for the laugh!