:::Comes screeching into the lounge in a very small car:::::

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Gets out, followed by 47 other guys.


Just for fun, for the old farts;

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1. That was my first taste of Mexican food as a child!

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2. Well....you're practically a native! n/t

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4. LOL

Why thank you! It's nice to have my expertise noted!

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5. My pleasure.

It's not every day you see someone so well versed on a foreign culture strictly through a snack food.

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6. You should hear my Swedish

after a trip to Ikea!

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7. You should hear my Dutch after I drink a Stella Artois! n/t

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8. My German is nearly flawless

after a few St Pauli Girls!

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9. My breasts get big when I drink that.

And I am inclined to wear frilly tops and short skirts.

Then I go mow the lawn.

My neighbors never talk to me.


I wonder why.

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10. WE should be neighbors!

That sounds fabulous! And that's all T no Shade!

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11. I have hats too.

Lots and lots of hats.

Picture it.......


Birds chirping......


Crickets cricketing.....

And me on the John Deere wearing my St. Pauli Girl getup and a big-ass frilly hat.

I'm tellin ya...the neighbors never even wave.

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12. You need to move to Portland, OR.

That's sounds like the outfit I wore when I built a pond/retaining wall/garden for my old landlord! Well, that and hiking boots. Gotta protect the feet!

Well...come to think of it. Our neighbors on one side never let their kids play in the backyard and the others started drying their sheets along the property line.... hmmmm

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13. I like Portland. Been there many times. But it seems to me no one gets any sleep at all.

I mean...you can't swing a dead cat without hitting a damned coffee shop!

I suppose you might be able to swing a dead St. Pauli Girl without hitting one though.

Next time I'm up there, I'll try that.

Hiking boots?


Nice touch.

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14. The coffee shops are actually there

for the constant grey, non-stop mist from October to June. The other three months you don't need coffee!

I always found a good pair of timberline boots went well with a nice flannel skirt.

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15. Now you're just taunting me.

I can see that. You're taunting me.


Naughty person.

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3. Sorry. Tequila. n/t