Just when you think you've seen the stupidest thing on the internet

[8 track mind]

you see this.....


Athiests are killing off Angels via Chemtrails

I will admit if this is satire, it's very well done. If it isn't, we're screwed.........

[pscot]

1. On another page, it's revealed that the Irish

invented gonorhea:

There have been recent mitochondrial discoveries that suggest gonorrhea originated with a breed of animal known as “The Old Irish Goat” or simply Irish Goat. In centuries past, the natural habitat for these hearty animals was the remote crags and bogs of the Emerald Isle. When an Irishman first came to capture these beasts, he was far removed from his village and its women. These creatures have compassionate eyes and warm, lush coats. The lonely Irishman’s natural sexual drive was misdirected in these situations and often complicated by poorly-fermented alcohol (a problem that persists in Ireland’s distilleries to this day). Thus, the disease was spread from animal to man and from man to his fellow villagers.


For many Irishmen, the Irish Goat is one of the most handsome breeds on the Emerald Isle.

The term “the clap” has a rather humorous origin. In medieval times, an Irishman, numb to the world from a night of whisky, would often clap his hands together to call his woman. As these mating calls were popularized again in the 18th and 19th centuries in pubs, there was a natural lexiconical association to gonorrhea, as these were the situations where the disease was most commonly spread

[steve2470]

2. if it's satire they are not dropping their mask....

http://harddawn.com/about-us/

Hello and welcome!

You are here because you have questions. You are here because the world refuses to listen! You are here because the few answers you’ve ever received in life are all lies. You are here because some part of you is willing to take a journey away from all that.

This journey that we’ll take together may prove difficult. What you’re about to embark upon is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced. Together, we will challenge everything you’ve been taught about history, the human psyche and about God Himself. The reason this is different than other spiritual quests is that we will insist that you question and critically think about everything we tell you. We do not claim to have all the answers, but we do seek to ask all the questions.

Our hope for this website is that it becomes the intellectual foundation for a new era of thinking. We CAN reject the paradigm that is built on spreading sloth and Satanism, socialism and sexual perversion. We CAN set about creating a new paradigm where men are free to rise to their best potential. We CAN face the true horrors of this life and survive! We do not claim to be the originators of each and every idea presented on HardDawn.com. In fact, some of our greatest influences have been other phenomenal intellectuals who are derided as crackpots and conspiracy theorists.

[8 track mind]

3. As i roll though the years, people get crazier by the day.

I really don't get it. I truly don't......

[sakabatou]

4. *facepalm*

[BlancheSplanchnik]

5. the guy who writes it sure is concerned about Atheist liberal perversion…..

but here's the site's banner.



He's concerned about yoga---thanks for the warnings!!

In America, women who yoga tend to be divorcees or lesbians. They are older and unable to exercise by traditional means. They even use the yoga centers as hunting grounds for sexual adventures. Many of these places are found in basements or down inner city side streets. Practitioners are locked away from public view and the curious are intentionally driven away. Inside, these women strip down and roll around on the floor, letting out deep carnal moans. They stare at each other wistfully and there are interludes where they press their heaving, sweaty bodies against each other, rubbing their most private regions in some sort of barbaric fertility rite.

for a real laugh, read the article
13 Mysteries of Lesbians Revealed!!

Readers' questions answered! Sample Vegan Lesbian --->

LMAO!!

[orleans]

9. i'm just looking at your "creepy cat" gif

it's so damn weird/funny! i love it!

[Scuba]

18. Is "Hard Dawn" like "Camp Morningwood"?

[BlancheSplanchnik]

19. ....

"Dr" what's his face seems to think so.



It's really hard to tell if this guy is a True Believer (tm), or if he's laughing his ass off at them! The Aggghhhhhhhh! Lesbians!!! question and answer page drops the mask a little....well, after reading more comments here.....I'm more sure it's satire. I hadn't read the whole site.

[tblue]

6. People like that shouldn't be able to vote.

That's just crazy!

[Xyzse]

7. Wait, that isn't satire?

When I was reading it, I thought it was satire the whole way through.

That is... Until I saw the comments.

[mimi85]

8. I don't think it is satire.....

you're right - we're screwed. Talk about idiots. Even if it was satire, it's crappy. Creeps.

[onestepforward]

10. That's some hardcore satire!

It's eerily similar to the real crap that's out there.

[JoeyT]

11. I'm pretty sure the site is satire.

At least one of them (The Rabbi Tippy Plumridge) ought to show up in google at places other than Harddawn, since it claims she conducts services and weddings in multiple states.

http://harddawn.com/lights-on-for-safety-is-the-most-asinine-liberal-scam-ever/

Having your lights on all the time is dangerous. It’s a waste of gas and what if I forget and leave them on when I get out of the car? I could be stranded at the Wegmans with a dead battery because of your liberalism and frankly with the way that Obama has ruined the economy, every penny counts. But when you’re a socialist, what does money really matter anyhow?

I’ve got an idea for you liberals since you’re so sensitive to cars. Let’s put a giant pink siren on the roof of every automobile to warn people that these terrible gas-guzzlling abominations have invaded your “bicycle paths.” That’s right, I see you bicycle people trying to claim the entire road as your very own. Why do you always have to lift your butts up and show off your shiny tight shorts when I pass? You’re nasty thinking people would be into that.

That's got to be satire.

[rurallib]

12. the site name itself seems a satire -

"Harddawn" could easily be mistaken "hard on"

[Walk away]

13. "Did Lady Gaga Kill Lou Reed?" I'm all in! nt

[Xyzse]

14. Ok, the site is satire...

However, the comments section show people taking it seriously.

That is pretty damn scary... It could be funny, if it wasn't so damn scary.

[baldguy]

15. Well, "the stupidest thing on the internet" is a pretty high mark to hit.

That certainly is a contender.

[Redford]

16. Somebody go over to Infowars and see if Alex Jones has picked up on it!

[LynneSin]

17. I don't know, I've been to Free Republic and doesn't get much more stupid than that

Just saying....

[steve2470]

20. Satire, Parody and the Dangers of Internet Comedy

Satire, Parody and the Dangers of Internet Comedy

http://harddawn.com/satire-parody-and-the-dangers-of-internet-comedy/

I'm thinking this proves it is a satire site. Outstanding example of Poe's law.

[8 track mind]

21. yep.

This site is linked to another Christian satire page called "Christwire"

[TexasBushwhacker]

22. Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure it's NOT satire

There are people who really think this way. Remember, atheists are the least trusted group in America, less trusted than all races, non-Christian religions and homosexuals. If clicked through Hard Dawns site and have found among other things, there is a page to DONATE MONEY. No satire site I know of ever asks for donations. Plus, they are asking prospective donors to save their donations for the time being because they are applying for non-profit status, but the Obama administration is standing in the way because they are associated with the Tea Party.