My latest $MILLION$ DOLLAR IDEA! PODS FOR BODS!

[trof]

You've seen the Pods storage units they bring to your driveway.
Put all your stuff in there and they whisk it away to a central location.
Deliver it anywhere you name.
Handy.

How about PODS FOR BODS?
An empty nest couple no longer needs one or two or three extra bedrooms for guests/relatives.

Buy/build a nice, inexpensive ONE bedroom home.
Just for the two of you.

Company coming?
Call PODS FOR BODS!
We'll deliver one or more complete and comfortable bedroom and bath units.
Heat pump for heating and cooling.
All linens included.
All you need is an electric hookup.
An extension cord from your house.
Composting toilet.
Ample potable water tank and grey water holding tank.
Refresh the water tank with your garden hose.
Use the grey water to irrigate your lawn and garden.
Satellite TV.
WiFi.

Accepting investors now.
Get in on the ground floor.

[Solly Mack]

1. Can they take the Pod away with the guests still inside?

Perhaps relocate it to the woods?

You know, just for those certain guests.

[PoliticAverse]

3. Would certainly solve the problem of guests overstaying their welcome... n/t

[trof]

6. Yep. "Buh-bye. Got to send the pod back today."

[Solly Mack]

9. I was thinking that.

Make sure the return date is posted inside and outside the Pod. Place a countdown clock next to the bed. Really, when you think about it, it's on them if they get carted away. It's not like they didn't have warning.

[trof]

4. Well, yes. That would be 'do-able'.

But it might be a felony in some jurisdictions.

[Solly Mack]

7. There's always a catch.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. Sounds interesting, my dear trof...

I do see only one problem.


Where would you put it?

[trof]

5. Yard. We got room.

This would not work in Manhattan.

[struggle4progress]

8. Remember that pit you dug in your basement, just in case you needed it?

You can put it there

[pinboy3niner]

10. What--and have to relocate the bodies?

[trof]

11. Oh. The A-bomb shelter?

We just ducked and covered.