For all DUers that used to be groupies

[TexasTowelie]

Set your sights higher. You deserve to sleep with a lead guitarist at least.

[bluesbassman]

1. Umm...

[TexasTowelie]

2. Okay, I wouldn't want for you to feel rejected

so have one of these:

Perhaps this story will give you the initiative to add another instrument to your repertoire.

[bluesbassman]

3. Thanks. Actually I play three already but...

I do pretty good on the bass.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

4. That bass player should tell the next groupie that he plays the pipe organ

[fizzgig]

5. i married a bass player

he prefers the drums right now, though. i don't know which produces more comedic fodder

[TexasTowelie]

6. Why don't you show Mr. Fizzgig this thread and let him decide.

He may feel really accomplished and important afterwards.

[HappyMe]

7. Good grief!

Poor thing. What will the neighbors think!

[WhoIsNumberNone]

8. I was never a groupie

but I was a bass player once, and I can attest that they're always last in the groupie pecking order. Unless it's Motley Crue.

[WinkyDink]

10. Or...PAUL McCARTNEY!!!!!!!!!!!

[btrflykng9]

9. If bass players want to up their odds

they should build the band around the bass like Mark Sandman did with Morphine.

[pipi_k]

11. Yeah, so...

it could have been a whole lot worse...

[TexasTowelie]

12. Okay, you made your point.

[PassingFair]

13. Hahaha! She's talking about THIS band....

My daughter was a HUGE fan, but too young to be a "groupie".

I took her to many of their concert when she was a young teenager.
She will get a kick out of this snippet.

But it MUST be a joke?

[OriginalGeek]

14. As a general rule, I've always found

the bass player to be the coolest cat on the stage. No matter what kind of band/what kind of music/what kind of show - Bass player got groove.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

15. What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?

A drummer.
(Obligatory musician joke.)

When I was a kid and my family had season tickets to the symphony, I was a symphony groupie. But still jailbait so no action.

I had a crush on Andre Previn who was a conductor.