Anybody want a valentine? Check in here!

[Dr. Strange]

As a duly registered representative of taterguy Inc^TM, I have been authorized to share with everyone here the latest line of taterguy valentines. We have tatertines for all ideologies, beliefs, and fetishes. Check in here, and you too can get an official tatertine. Act now^*, supplies are limited!







^*Offer void in Delaware. Aw, c'mon fucking Delaware!

[Ptah]

1. How it's done:

[Dr. Strange]

2. Happy tatertine's day!

[siligut]

3. Come on, does taterguy really know you are pimping his heart?

And can I get mine with sour cream and chives?

[Dr. Strange]

4. What taterguy doesn't know could fill a billion billion tacos.

Happy tatertines!

[siligut]

5. Give that bear back his rights!

Specifically the second amendment.

You pulled a bait and switch. I must try to nauseate you now.


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Do you really think I have a cute face

[Skittles]

6. SCHEDULING SILIGUT FOR ASS KICKING

*EGREGIOUS*; yes INDEED

[siligut]

7. Skittles, look at this adorable bunny butt pic I found

While trying to find something appalling for Dr. Strange.

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And it is Dr. Strange who is egregious, pimping taterguy and bionic bears. He would probably love an ass kicking from you too.

[Skittles]

8. awwwwwwwwwwwwww

BUNNY!!

hey WAIT! You're trying to DISTRACT ME I tell you!!!

[siligut]

10. Distraction works?

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Actually, this could go either way. But there is still the matter of Dr. Strange and his precarious handling of hearts and bears, which brings me to this bit of inanity, which I am sure will only add fuel to the fire.

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[Skittles]

11. OMG

STOP IT YER KILLING ME

[Dr. Strange]

9. Wait, why am I getting an ass-licking from Skittles?

This Earthling holiday known as tatertine's is confusing and strange to me.

[siligut]

12. No reason for concern, I've given her chocolate sex and a bear with a heart

Skittles should be serene and content for now. Or laughing her ass off

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[In_The_Wind]

13. taterguy Inc

[Curmudgeoness]

14. I wasn't going to open this one,

since I have no need or desire for anymore hearts.....but I am glad I did. You guys are hilarious.

Did you get that ass-licking from Skittles yet?

[Lisa0825]

15. I have been trying to find someone without hearts to give one to. I have a few left. nt