I have been diagnosed with bacon deficiency

[ashling]

ok . . .

so I haven't actually been diagnosed . . . yet,

but contrary to what every medical professional, including several cardiologists, have told me,

(trained scientist -HA!)

I am as confident of my bacon deficiency

as Marsha Blackburn is that the world is flat and there is no climate change.

All I have to do is find a cardiotician owned by Smithfield then it will be a done deal.

[HipChick]

1. I just had a bacon butter sandwich..

instead of working out...

[TexasTowelie]

2. You might want to catch the repeat of the latest episode of Chopped on Food Network.

Bacon was the featured ingredient in all three baskets. My personal favorite is the smoked applewood bacon though, particularly with smoked applewood cheese (cheddar or mozzarella).

[ashling]

4. Oh, I saw that!

What do you think caused my bacon deficiency?

[grilled onions]

3. You Know You Started Young With This Problem When

the first letters you learned were BLT instead of ABC.

[ashling]

5. BLTs are nice every now and then

but When I fry up a pound or two of bacon, I figure why waste time with the L&T?

[fizzgig]

6. i like the T

the L can take a hike

[edbermac]

7. I prescribe the first season DVD set of The Following.