Blondie Bennett, Barbie-Obsessed Woman, Uses Hypnotherapy To Make Herself 'Brainless'

[ashling]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/19/blondie-bennett-barbie-woman-hypnotherapy-stupid_n_4815495.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular



Blondie Bennett
A California woman who describes herself as Barbie-obsessed says she uses hypnotherapy sessions in the hopes that it will decrease her IQ.

"I just want to be the ultimate Barbie. I actually want to be brainless," Blondie Bennett, 38, told Barcroft TV. "I don't like being human, if that makes sense... Natural is boring... I would love to be like, completely plastic."


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I think she has succeeded

[In_The_Wind]

1. Ya can't make this stuff up.

Can you?

[dixiegrrrrl]

2. which will make her an automatic candidate for GOP VP

in the near future, I predict.

[SMC22307]

3. Do people actually find those massive fake boobs appealing?

Stupid question, I know. I can't help but want to take a pin to them -- pop! pop!

[Aristus]

5. I don't.

Of course, I used to assist in breast-enhancing surgical procedures. Once did seven in a soul-crushing 17-hour workday.

I'll never see those fleshbags filled with saline as sexy ever again...

[SMC22307]

10. Heh, yes, I could see that.

Reconstructive surgery is one thing, but these massive boobs -- and butts -- aren't appealing to me in the least. I'm also not the target audience, so who knows. And the online horror stories? Yikes! I work with what I've got, and, yes, that includes enhancing with make-up, hair products, contact lenses, exercising, diet, etc. But injecting/implanting God-knows-what into my body to have boobs like the latest reality star or a butt like an Atlanta stripper? Never.

[Aristus]

11. The real tragedy is messing up what's already there.

When I worked in elective surgery, we had one patient come in for a nose job. She was breath-takingly beautiful. That's an overused term, but with her, it was the literal truth; you wanted to gasp when you saw her, she was so beautiful.

She was there because she had a large nose, and wanted to make it smaller. The thing is, from my point of view, is that it was a beautiful large nose! It went with the rest of her.

I wanted to shake her and tell her: "Don't mess up your face!"

But she went through with it. I never saw her after she was ushered to the recovery room. Never saw what damage she might have done to that heavenly face...

[livetohike]

4. It's getting harder to differentiate reality and an article

from The Onion.

[distantearlywarning]

6. She can stop now

She's already there. No need to spend any more money.

[eShirl]

7. Life in plastic; it's fantastic

"I don't like being human, if that makes sense... Natural is boring... I would love to be like, completely plastic."

[hobbit709]

9. Plastic Fantastic Lover

[MrScorpio]

8. Should I make jokes about that fact that this woman is living in California?

It's almost way too easy.

[CanSocDem]

12. As in, 'the world's largest...

...outdoor mental asylum' courtesy of the late Mike Royko????




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