World's biggest dork here.

[al_liberal]

Heading to Toronto in the AM for work. I'm always heading somewhere for work but I'm not complaining about that because the work pays very well.

I'm complaining about not being laid in 6 years. WTF?

I have an ex-wife and a 9yo daughter. I'm certainly not the elephant man either.

I'm trying to determine if I got divorced because I was working to much or if I work to much because my wife divorced me.

Dork thoughts pure and simple.

Thanks for viewing.

[orleans]

1. there's a little bit of dorkiness in all of us. n/t

[MissMillie]

2. Got that beat

by more than double.

(though things have improved in the past year and a half)

[Jamaal510]

3. Real dorks never admit that they are. eom

[rug]

4. When you get there call the City Hall help line.