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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsDue to the overwhelming number of locked and hidden threads...
Lounge denizens are being called upon to step it up a notch.
Also, please tell a joke about taterguy. 'Cause who doesn't like a dumbass tale every now and then?
El Supremo
(20,365 posts)Because he wanted to makeup his mind.
Dr. Strange
(25,920 posts)Potatoes, on the other hand...
siligut
(12,272 posts)Is that going to get this thread locked?
And won't that just defeat the purpose?
I am just not sure how to proceed here.
Dr. Strange
(25,920 posts)Of all of the jokes about taterguy, how could any of them involve sex? I mean, what with his, you know, problem?
taterguy
(29,582 posts)siligut
(12,272 posts)That is malicious intent and it seems to me he never had any intentions at all.
Well, maybe he hoped posters would tell a few, friendly and humorous jokes about some fellow named taterguy.
An altruistic act if there ever was one.
Dr. Strange
(25,920 posts)I'm going to write a blockbuster book. I'm calling it "tater tales".
westerebus
(2,976 posts)Tater Tails
your welcome
mysuzuki2
(3,521 posts)Sex with Taterguy would totally BE a joke. (note to Taterguy - I don't really mean it - I'm just trying to get into the spirit of this thread)
siligut
(12,272 posts)I asked him to get back here, but he said he would need to talk with his his accountant.
Maybe he is going to start charging?
Scuba
(53,475 posts)Cowculator.
They use cowculus. Don't they teach basic cow math in school anymore?
idendoit
(505 posts)HarveyDarkey
(9,077 posts)I had 4 hidden in under two weeks. I'm walking on eggshells, or taterskins maybe, for the next two months,
Dr. Strange
(25,920 posts)Your comment about eggshells is highly insensitive to taterguy, whose great grandfather died while inhaling eggshells.
siligut
(12,272 posts)But HarveyDarkey and his precarious hidden post situation actually cuts right to the heart of the problem.
It is the walking on eggshells that is the trouble here. The old, reliable lounge standbys of subtle innuendo, double entendre, sly winks and nudges are no longer permissible. This isn't freedom, this is the opposite of freedom.
Wait Wut
(8,492 posts)I don't come here much on the weekends. Were we invaded? Do we need to post a warning above the door?
Crap. I mean that as both an exclamation and an accusation.
In_The_Wind
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siligut
(12,272 posts)All I know is what I got from this: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024590063
What sort of warning do you have in mind?
...so, was it mostly off-topic stuff that was locked?
The warning would simply state that there is humor allowed that may offend some viewers.
siligut
(12,272 posts)Maybe there was a case of itchy-alert-finger/mouse . . . whatever, it seemed oppressive and your warning would serve the lounge well. In fact, your warning is something we used to understand in the lounge.
I'd much rather be amused than annoyed.
edbermac
(15,938 posts)He wanted a meatier shower.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)Dr. Strange
(25,920 posts)That's what I do when I need to remember something.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)Dr. Strange
(25,920 posts)hobbit709
(41,694 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)I like my taters stuffed with sour cream.
mysuzuki2
(3,521 posts)RedCloud
(9,230 posts)Psst. Has there been an Inquisition?Is that why the humor is almost bereft? Back to the topic, what do you call a dude who hits a long one?
Brace yourselves, it's 'tater guy'
chrisa
(4,524 posts)The Clause of the crash is still under investigation.