Twitter ban for teen who filmed himself having sex with cheese and ham toastie

[jakeXT]

A teenager who filmed himself having sex with a cheese and ham toastie has been banned from Twitter and Vine.

The chef, formerly known as @VersacePopTarts, said he committed the act, before posting the video online, to ‘gain internet fame’.

He promised on Twitter to do the deed, involving the popular US Hot Pockets snack, if he received more than 420 retweets.

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VersacePopTarts had his accounts on Twitter and Vine suspended. He was earlier blocked by Hot Pockets on the micro-blogging site.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/03/04/versacepoptarts-teen-had-sex-with-hot-pockets-toastie-for-fame-4407694/

[Aristus]

1. And I thought regular sex was messy...

[In_The_Wind]

2. Well ... Aristus

You are either doing something extremely right or extremely wrong.

That from the woman who was just discussing a fur lined bedroom with you.

[Sekhmets Daughter]

7. I prefer mirrors myself.

How are you doing?

[In_The_Wind]

10. That's the difference in cold and warm climates.

Meh. Doing ok. Got a phone call earlier this afternoon about doing a job today.
When I got there ... they needed a high-pole.
So I picked up a lottery ticket on my way home.


How are things down there?

[Sekhmets Daughter]

11. Not to rub it in....

but lovely. Weather's been good, family is well, life in general is great.

What's a high pole?

[In_The_Wind]

12. hmmm, that's the best way to rub something in ...

with great news.

A high-pole is: a pole attached to the front pilot car, set 6 inches taller than the load to check for clearance under bridges, trees, overhangs of any kind. Today's load was a 14'1" generator.

The good news for me is: everyone they called was out of business. I referred them to a broker I usually work for. Now, the broker knows I made it through another winter. I'll start calling on with them in about a month from now.

[jakeXT]

14. Sounds like Barbarella to me

[In_The_Wind]

15. We were talking about that film recently.

I still break out the popcorn when it's on TV.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. The thing about the Internet

is that it enables you to show the whole world what a complete idiot you are.

[Skittles]

5. yup - I had always suspected there were a huge number of morons out there

the internet has definitely proved that is true

[shenmue]

4. Oh, wow

And I thought I was bored.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

22. you might be bored but,

aren't you glad you're not that stupid

[KamaAina]

6. Well, at least he's found a use for Hot Pockets

It's not like they're fit for human consumption, y'know.

[Xyzse]

8. I've heard of the string of molested apple pies at some point.

I don't know how big a hot pocket is, but I thought they were pretty small.

[JoeyT]

9. While I wouldn't be opposed to being famous,

I'd definitely be opposed to being famous as "That stupid guy that fucked a Hot Pocket". He's going to catch hell at future job interviews, too.

[LisaLynne]

13. I hope he at least let it cool off first.

[Bucky]

16. I just hope he didn't put it back in the fridge afterwards

[In_The_Wind]

17. As in Portnoy's Complaint.

[orleans]

18. ...

[Kaleva]

19. This explains why Hot Pockets are a favorite of teenage boys.

[rug]

20. Masturbating on food doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

[gvstn]

21. Haters going to hate! This kid isn't going to let Twitter or Vine get him down.

[LiberalElite]

23. doubling down, is he?

[Initech]

24. If there isn't a band forming right now called "Versace Pop Tarts"...

I will have lost all faith in the internet.