Your mother eats beans and onions!

[My Good Babushka]

"It hath been observed that if a woman with childe eate quinces much and coriander seed, it will make her child ingenious; and if the mother eate onyons, or beans, or such vaporous food, it endangereth the child to become lunaticke, or of imperfect memory."

So my new favorite insult when I'm arguing with someone irretrievably wrong- "Your mother eats beans and onions!"

[Iggo]

1. Oh, I'm definitely in.

[In_The_Wind]

2. Excellent!

Your mother eats beans and onions

[Xyzse]

3. I was about to say something completely wrong.

Since I was going to make a quip about George Lopez' referring to himself and his ethnic group as beaners.

So, uh... I'mma shut my mouth now.

[pipi_k]

4. WTF

My mother ate nuts.

[My Good Babushka]

5. lol. nt