Don't forget, sign-up for the Lounge pig races is now open.

[rug]

[ret5hd]

1. Is it BYOP?

[rug]

2. Yeah, we don't have any room in here to raise them.

[In_The_Wind]

3. Very cool!

I'll clear my calendar when the date is announced.

[LiberalEsto]

4. Anyone need a ride?

[dixiegrrrrl]

5. You don't mind an entrant with a disability, do you?

His name is Chris P. Bacon:

[rug]

6. Aw, he's a cute fellow. He still looks as happy as a pig in

[IrishAyes]

7. That guy looks like my ex.

But I still love pigs, especially the one in the insurance ads. Best one showed him riding down the mountain, squealing for all he was worth; he stops squealing long enough to say, "Pure adrenalin" and then resumes squealing. Since I relate more to him, I like the pig (and his life philosophy) better than the duck.

[Brigid]

15. The person who came up with that one . . .

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Should be strung up by his heels and beaten to within an inch of his life. That is all.

[IrishAyes]

16. Gasp! Does that mean you don't love my little piggy? Could you possibly have been

referring to another, perhaps the duck? I love Piggy because he lives life at top speed. Besides, look how the fundies accused him of impropriety with the young woman in his car. He has cred! Anybody the fundies hate, I'm gonna love.

[Brigid]

19. Yes, I hate that stupid pig.

But at least they knocked it off with squealing. I think Geico must have gotten complaints about that. I used to change the channel, it got on my nerves so bad.

[IrishAyes]

20. It turned my tickle box over. Maybe I have a high tolerance for noise, having grown up with rowdy

brothers and cousins. My two dogs race around like mad, play fighting, sounding like they're tearing each other apart. The smaller one, Molly Maguire, has a pretend scream that sounds worse than Piggy. And it goes on half the day. Should I send your Thanksgiving Dinner invitation to someone else, then? You should've known me when I had a 1/4 Bobcat. His territorial scream would curdle milk. No other sound quite like it in the world, not even a puma.

[Boom Sound 416]

8. The secret is

To consume as much beer as possible to lower your center of gravity.

[rug]

13. Those are words to live by.

[Phentex]

9. Do we grease them ourselves or is that taterguy's job?

Wanna be prepared.

[rug]

14. If you want to volunteer as a pig greaser you must have experience.

[HappyMe]

10. Sign me up!

[bigwillq]

11. I've ridden enough pigs in my day.

Is that right? Ridden? I am so bad with some grammar tenses!

[AnneD]

12. First mutton busting...

and now this. I don't think I will need to renew the gym membership.

[Gravitycollapse]

17. Can I ride a horse?

[bigwillq]

18. Size queen

[lastlib]

21. Bacon wrapped in a football.......

that's the definition of a pig