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http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2014/03/14/naked-florida-man-forgets-hes-naked-chases-burglars/#20571101=0A trio of burglars faced true terror when they broke into a Boynton Beach home: A naked Florida man armed with a shovel.
Julio Vartus told West Palm Beachs WPBF-TV he was just about ready to take a shower when he heard knocking at the door. When he went to go answer it, he noticed a car he had never seen before in his driveway.
Just then, a tall and skinny female burglar entered the home through a back window and let in two of her cohorts.
Vartus, who was naked, confronted the burglars and yelled at them. The trio immediately ran out of the house and into their getaway car. Vartus followed them.
Another in my continuing series of FloridaMan updates. Enjoy.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Vartus, who was naked, confronted the burglars and yelled at them. The trio immediately ran out of the house and into their getaway car. Vartus followed them.
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)from his cold dead hands
Orrex
(63,086 posts)Callmecrazy
(3,065 posts)NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)GAINESVILLE, Fla. -- According to the police, three women are the latest victims of Gainesville's urinating man.
Officials are investigating seven cases in which people said they were standing with their backs to a man who began urinating on them.
Each case happened along a street across from the University of Florida campus. The first cases were reported in February.
The Gainesville Sun reports the man exposes himself to the victims when they confront him. Then, he runs away.
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/story/news/weird/2014/03/06/man-urinated-on-university-of-florida-campus/6113203/
steve2470
(37,457 posts)I'm trying to limit myself to one FloridaMan a day.
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)We're capable of 3 or 4 good stories a day.
steve2470
(37,457 posts)I'll do one and let other Florida DU'ers post the other 3 or 4 or 5 or
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)I think that's why there's so many penis related stories out there.
I really want to make a Pensacola - taint joke but I can't think of one right now.
name not needed
(11,660 posts)Terra Alta
(5,158 posts)for trying to rob a naked man with a shovel.
Taking "stand your ground" to a whole new meaning.
LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)has a rational reason for running around naked with a shovel.
steve2470
(37,457 posts)noamnety
(20,234 posts)Obvious trowel post.