Butter: The Gateway Drug...

[MrScorpio]

[In_The_Wind]

1. Muffin Madness

The tell all movie about Butter opening at a theater near you soon.

[nikto]

2. You are not alone...

[pinboy3niner]

3. Never had it until I entered the Army

Well, maybe once when I had dinner at the home of a HS classmate whose dad was a VP at Price Waterhouse.

Parkay Margarine had an old commercial touting their buttery flavor. When you opened the magarine tub, it said "Butter."

When I was checking out at the market one day with a tub of that stuff, the cashier held it up and asked for a price check on the PA system.

Another quick-witted cashier came back on the PA, in the commercial voice, with "Butter." Everybody in the store cracked up.

[ReRe]

4. Definitely one of my main vices...

... I loves me some butter! It's a wonder anyone in my family is still alive.

[NobodyHere]

5. Try not to get hooked on the harder stuff

[Xyzse]

7. Oh no...

Poor monster.

[magical thyme]

6. I manage not to eat it in the summer because it literally heats me up within minutes...

but cannot get through winter without it.

Sigh.

[malthaussen]

8. One of the few luxuries I indulge.

It was always margarine in my youth. Then at age 20 I started seeing a woman who used butter on everything, including putting a slab in cream soups and oatmeal. I've never looked back...

-- Mal

[steve2470]

9. Butter leads to....

Yes, that's a pepperoni stick.