Ruin A Band

[Initech]

Pretty self explanatory - take a popular band and ruin the name. Examples can include:

Two Inch Nails
Fleetwood PC
Rebecca Black Sabbath
Klan Halen
And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Feces
Fitz & The Tantrum ( )
Queens Of The Stone Age Against The Machine
Poo 2
Vampire Tuesday
TV On The TV
Green Mild Bell Peppers

[Raffi Ella]

1. Florence

& The Milquetoast.

[theboss]

366. Bruce Springsteen and the K Street Project

Born to Fund

[pinboy3niner]

2. We One

[KamaAina]

3. Pissed-Off Living

[Initech]

13. Stinkin Fart

Bob Marley & The Whalers
8,000,000 Seconds To Pluto

[KamaAina]

4. Celibate Rifles

[Initech]

14. The Captain & Bastille

Pearl Necklace
The Papas And The Papas

[BlancheSplanchnik]

353. SlingshotsNHyacynths

[Scuba]

387. You crack me up.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

403. yay!!

[Aristus]

5. Molly Pitcher.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

355. Molly Whittling Knife.

[pinboy3niner]

6. Led Balloon

[Arugula Latte]

261. Fred Zeppelin

[calimary]

275. WINNER!!!!

[pinboy3niner]

7. The Loving Pantsful

Fronted by Ted Nugent, of course.

[calimary]

276. OMG!!! LOVE THIS, TOO!!!

[BlancheSplanchnik]

354. ohshitI'mlaughingmyassoff!!

[Arugula Latte]

8. The Vigorous Disagreement

(The Clash)

[Raffi Ella]

9. U

not so much.

[LynneSin]

10. Rash

[Initech]

15. Rush (Limbaugh)

[pinboy3niner]

11. The Unctuous Brothers

[lovemydog]

246. The Self-Righteous Brothers

[Scuba]

388. The Raunchy Brothers

[Codeine]

12. Of Monsters and Menses.

Of Montreal Expos.

The Honey-BooBoo-Drippers.

R.E.M&Ms

[Initech]

33. Cage The Duckbill Platypus

Hearingaidtones
Jane's In Rehab
Rise Against Me!
The Dirty Head Jobs

[Boom Sound 416]

316. ...

Jane's in rehab

[Arugula Latte]

304. Monsters and Menses is brilliant.

[LynneSin]

16. 30 seconds to Topeka, Kansas

[calimary]

292. I can't stand it!!!!

[dawg]

17. Crosby, Stills, Nash & Bieber.

[LynneSin]

18. Bieber & Garfunkel

[Initech]

45. Hall & Taylor Swift

[BlancheSplanchnik]

389. Hall and Oates and A Little Cinnamon. n/t

[LynneSin]

19. The Sex Pop-guns

[lovemydog]

20. The Strokers

Kins of Leon
Andreas Vindshieldviper
Oblivion Neutron Bomb
Rash

[LynneSin]

21. Slight Indignation against the Machine

[Initech]

25. Rage Against The Vending Machine

[lovemydog]

22. Smokey Robinson & The Coincidences

[Dr. Strange]

23. Let's do this thing!

Crud
Oxygen Supply
The Police Sting
BauWauHaus

And of course...
Nickelback.

[sharp_stick]

24. The Flaming Rashes

The Dead Romanov's

Iron Moth

[Arugula Latte]

26. The Smythe-Phillimores

(The Smiths)

[Arugula Latte]

27. Motörappendage

(Motorhead)

[Arugula Latte]

28. The Non-Violent Femmes

[Initech]

43. The Passive Resistance Femmes

[Arugula Latte]

58. Good one

[Arugula Latte]

29. They Might Be Tall People

[Arugula Latte]

30. Press Firmly

(Squeeze)

[Arugula Latte]

31. Spork

(Spoon)

[BlancheSplanchnik]

390. oh, I thought

Bjork!

Bpork?

[Arugula Latte]

413. Oh yeah, that works too!

[BlancheSplanchnik]

415. :D

[MicaelS]

32. The Bugs

Bug Music!

[Arugula Latte]

34. Canned Meat

[Arugula Latte]

35. Deep Mauve

[Arugula Latte]

36. The Replacemats

[calimary]

279. OMG!!!!!!!!

[AngryAmish]

395. well done

Now keep yur mouth shut.

[Raine1967]

37. Talking Asses...

[Raffi Ella]

90. rofl

[Arugula Latte]

38. The Security Guards

(The Police)

[Initech]

41. The Campus Police

[Raine1967]

39. Bob Dill and the Bundt Cake

[Arugula Latte]

40. Oingo Bingo

[BlancheSplanchnik]

420. you are toooo much!

[Arugula Latte]

433. Thanks, I try...

[BlancheSplanchnik]

435. you shoot, you score!!!!

And you owe me a new mobile.

[Arugula Latte]

42. Mumford and Second Cousins

[Arugula Latte]

44. The Bed & Breakfasts

(The Motels)

[Codeine]

46. The Food Fighters.

Hard to ruin a band that already sucks that hard, but. . .

[Initech]

135. FOOD FIGHT!!!!

[Arugula Latte]

47. Diverse Gathering of Colorful and Slightly Unsavory Characters

(Motley Crue)

[Arugula Latte]

48. Spleen

(Heart)

[Arugula Latte]

49. Modesto Mouse

...for you Californians

[Codeine]

51. That one is inspired nt

[Arugula Latte]

53. Why thank you.

[Codeine]

50. The Live Clintons nt

[Arugula Latte]

52. The Foody Blues

The Bipolar Blues

The Moody Off-Whites

[Arugula Latte]

54. Goy Division

[geardaddy]

75. Haha!

[lovemydog]

158. Joy Subtraction

[Jade Fox]

217. Joy Subscription

[Arugula Latte]

55. Joe Cocksucker

[Arugula Latte]

56. Jefferson Airplane --> Jefferson Starship

Whoops, that's been done.

[Arugula Latte]

57. Iron Maidenform

[Initech]

139. 666DDD - the bra size of the beast!

[BlancheSplanchnik]

418. lmfao!!!!!

[Arugula Latte]

59. Husky Doo

[Arugula Latte]

60. Frankie Goes to Burbank

[lovemydog]

160. haha!

[Raffi Ella]

61. My Chemical Burn

[Arugula Latte]

62. Dramaramadingdong

[Arugula Latte]

63. Steeley Stan

[Arugula Latte]

64. The Dixie Chickens

[Arugula Latte]

65. The (Kidney) Stones

[Sweet Freedom]

66. The Who Cares

[Sweet Freedom]

67. AWOL Nation Under God

[Initech]

136. The BeeGee 52s

Wish I had thought of AWOL Nation Under God!

[Sweet Freedom]

144. Hey!

You ruined two bands at once!

[Arugula Latte]

68. The Arrhythmics

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

517. Geriatrics And The Pacemakers

[Arugula Latte]

69. Kobe Grape

[Arugula Latte]

70. The Cathartic Monkeys

[Arugula Latte]

71. Arcade Dryer

[Initech]

179. Arcade Fire Extinguisher

[Arugula Latte]

72. Simple Rinds

[Arugula Latte]

73. Smears for Rears

[Boom Sound 416]

315. ...

Two!!

[geardaddy]

74. Echo and the Bunnypants

The Luke-warm Cherry Tomatoes
The Cockroaches
Huey Jewish and The Jews
R.I.O Chuckwagon
Sadness
The Spatials
Buns and Noses
The Tasteful Bread
CDs and CDs
The Displacements
The Jelly

[Arugula Latte]

91. "Huey Jewish and The Jews" would be the best barmitzvah band name ever!

[LynneSin]

76. Neil Cubic Zircona

[geardaddy]

77. ...

[Initech]

140. Controversy alert: Pussy Peaceful Sit In Protest

[LynneSin]

78. DJ Jazzy and the Stale Lord

[AngryAmish]

396. DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Elder Gods.

[LynneSin]

397. DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Moldy Princess

[AngryAmish]

398. DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Slimy Obsenity

Flaggguh, huggannnnagath, muunaggaggetth...

[LynneSin]

438. DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Exhausted Peons

So THERE!

[lovemydog]

465. DJ Razzy and Fresh Fingerprints

[geardaddy]

79. The Corduroy El-train

[Arugula Latte]

80. The Sweat Shop Boys

[LynneSin]

81. Soil, Breeze and Ash

Good luck figuring out that band

[Raffi Ella]

85. Earth

Wind and FIYA!

[Arugula Latte]

82. The Preteeners

[Boom Sound 416]

314. ...

How did I miss this one

[LynneSin]

83. The Indifferent Dead

[LynneSin]

84. The Crawling Taco Brothers

[lovemydog]

268. The Flying Gordito Brothers

[BlancheSplanchnik]

416. the Flying Bacon Lettuce and Tomato Brothers

[Initech]

520. The Flying Taco Bell XXL Grilled Stuff Burrito Brothers

[geardaddy]

86. Hot Work

[Arugula Latte]

87. New Orderly

[Raffi Ella]

88. Busta Ass

( Busta Rhymes )

[BlancheSplanchnik]

437. Busta Lee Ann Rhimes

Busta Cap In Yo Ass

[LynneSin]

89. David Butterknife

[dawg]

92. Queen (featuring Chad Kroeger)

[Initech]

138. Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

[dawg]

164. Are we ...

havin' fun yet?

[calimary]

278. YES!!! We ARE!!!!!

I'm LOVING this thread!!!!!!!

[Arugula Latte]

93. Flock of Beagles

[geardaddy]

95. Oops, wrong place.

[Arugula Latte]

94. The Jesus & Mary Stain

[geardaddy]

96. a-hem

[Initech]

141. Ah-Doh

[lovemydog]

162. A-Hat

[geardaddy]

97. The Live Bushes

White Banner
The Ramoans

[geardaddy]

98. Symphonic Movements in the Dimness

[Arugula Latte]

99. Kool & The Gangbang

[Arugula Latte]

100. Tom Pretty

[Arugula Latte]

101. Black Sitzbath

[calimary]

280. ROFL!!!!!!!

[Arugula Latte]

102. Auntie Eminem

[calimary]

281. OMG!!!!!!!!

[Jade Fox]

384. I think this is my fave.....

[KurtNYC]

523. Sheryl Crowsfeet, Joan Osborne Again, John Mayer McCheese, John Cougartown Mellencamp,

Sinead Cardinal O'Connor, Norah Jonesing for Crack, INXS of 2000 Pounds, Peanut Eminem, Kneel Dung

[kwassa]

103. The Extremely Mild Chili Peppers

[Arugula Latte]

104. Lynyrd Foreskynyrd

[Boom Sound 416]

134. ...

[calimary]

282. Stop it!!!!!

[kwassa]

105. Bread Zeppelin

[Arugula Latte]

106. The Splooges (featuring Iggy Pop)

[calimary]

313. Wouldn't that be (featuring Sody Pop)?

[Arugula Latte]

107. Yeastie Boys

[kwassa]

108. Gov't Check

[kwassa]

109. Bob Zimmerman

tee hee.

[kwassa]

110. The Bowling Stones

[Arugula Latte]

111. Aerobedsmith

[calimary]

283. Dammit!!!

[kwassa]

112. The Rolling Drones

[LynneSin]

130. The Rolling Pebbles

[Jade Fox]

149. The Strolling Bones

[lovemydog]

245. The Trolling Stones

[Arugula Latte]

113. The Bee Geezus

[calimary]

284. Double Dammit!!!!

[Arugula Latte]

114. Room Temperature Tuna

[kwassa]

115. Plastellica

[kwassa]

116. Sniff Doggy Dogg

[tabbycat31]

374. Snip Doggy Dogg

AKA the dreaded trip to the vet that no dog wants.

[Arugula Latte]

117. Strypper

[kwassa]

118. Pam Halen

[Arugula Latte]

121. I don't know why, but

that one really cracked me up!

[Arugula Latte]

119. The Lovin' Cokespoonful

[kwassa]

120. Jerry Lewis and the News

[Initech]

137. Oh hey nice lady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kwassa]

122. Miley Sinus

[Jade Fox]

385. Miley Spareus

[Boom Sound 416]

123. Lynyrd Johnson

[Arugula Latte]

124. Dr. Oz and the Medicine Show

[kwassa]

125. Taylor Slow

[Jade Fox]

151. Taylor Pissed

[Arugula Latte]

126. Golden Nipplering

[kwassa]

127. 25 Cent

[Initech]

145. The Whalers

YesFX
Aluminum Foil Pulse
Warmpause
Crosby, Enya, Bjork, And Yoko
Soundgetoffmylawn!!!!

[kwassa]

128. Snoop Froggy Frogg

[Initech]

146. The Mothers Of Contraception

Bruno Mars Bars
Sisters Of MercyMe

[Arugula Latte]

129. Sister Sludge

[Arugula Latte]

131. Lionel Bitchie

[kwassa]

132. Arcade Tire

[kwassa]

133. Rascal Splatts

[geardaddy]

142. Private Image Unlimited

[sakabatou]

143. The Car Seats

[Tom Ripley]

147. The Velveeta Underground

[Initech]

182. Ooh! Ooh! Can I guess what the album cover is going to look like?

[Tom Ripley]

219. Nice work! "Melt slowly and see..." it goes well with their second album White Bread/White Bread

[Initech]

254. The black album!

[Jade Fox]

148. You guys are killing me! Well done......

This is one of the funniest threads I can remember.

[Initech]

153. I had no idea this would get this many replies this quickly!

Is this a DU record?

[calimary]

285. Agreed! A keeper for sure!!!

[Tom Ripley]

150. remjob

[pipi_k]

152. So....

I Tawt I Taw A Puddy Tat Riot

Alice Pooper

Bananaslamma (Bananarama)

Brewer and Shitley (Brewer and Shipley)

The Fuckinghams (Buckinghams)

The Crapenters

[LeftOfSelf-Centered]

154. Moose

[LeftOfSelf-Centered]

155. Marilyn Matalin

How appropriate for my 666th post!

[LeftOfSelf-Centered]

156. Aerosmog

[LeftOfSelf-Centered]

157. Some More:

X Delaware (probably too obscure...)

American Betamax

Dustbin Springfield

IMF (for those who remember the 80s)

The New G-Rated Film Makers

Grand Funk Tricycle

Jimmy Eat Lunch

Commute (I wonder if anyone will get this one...)

Stone Temple Ground Crew

[Boom Sound 416]

159. Mötley Jew

And Metalicious

[Initech]

165. L'Heim With The Devil!

[Boom Sound 416]

166. Dr. Fehgood

[Initech]

171. Goyls Goyls Goyls

[Boom Sound 416]

176. ...

[calimary]

286. ROFL!!!!!!!

[liberaltrucker]

161. The Dung Beatles

[lovemydog]

163. The Doorknobs

[kwassa]

167. Buns N' Roses

[kwassa]

168. MP3head

[Initech]

173. Squint 182

[kwassa]

169. Red Floyd

[postulater]

491. Pink Freud. (I have the t-shirt)

[kwassa]

170. Jefferson Skateboard

[kwassa]

172. Pam Morrison

[kwassa]

174. The Sex Bow and Arrows

[LiberalElite]

175. Franky goes to Encino

[Initech]

180. Frankie Goes To Hawaiian Gardens

(and yes that is a real place )

[LiberalElite]

181. Heh - I thought of another

Frankie goes to bed

[calimary]

511. Frankie goes to Hell

[redwitch]

508. Frankie Goes to Olive Garden

[WinkyDink]

177. The Eagles Nest. The Beached Boys. Jan and Dean of Students. Mott the Hula Hoople.

[Boom Sound 416]

178. Four Natural Blondes

[LiberalElite]

183. King Maroon

[geardaddy]

184. A Band

The Bland

[Arugula Latte]

207. The Band-Aids®

[geardaddy]

211. Nice registered trademark there.

[Arugula Latte]

213. We must not disobey our Corporate Overlords ya know!

[geardaddy]

185. Middleaged Moses and the Morons

[geardaddy]

186. Run over by Tortoises

that one might be obscure.

We May Be Tall Guys

[Boom Sound 416]

187. Megadebt

[Arugula Latte]

188. Yep.

(Prog rock)

[Lizzie Poppet]

189. Slacks Pistols

The Sisters of Murray
Bruno Neptune
Fred Can Dance

[Arugula Latte]

190. Yannick! At the Disco

Named after a Smith's song which recounts the time a famous French tennis player went to a disco and felt anxiety because he lost his keys on the dance floor.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

394. oy, it's a shunda for the goyim. ....

[Tommy_Carcetti]

191. Nickelback

It pretty much ruins itself, no additions needed.

[Boom Sound 416]

192. ...

The What

The Where

The When

The How

[Iggo]

193. Lambchops Of God.

Mmm. Delicious.

[Arugula Latte]

194. The Smashing Acorn Squashes

[Arugula Latte]

195. Pearl Compote

[Arugula Latte]

239. Minnie Pearl Jam

[BlancheSplanchnik]

419. haaaaaahaaaahaahhahha!

[Arugula Latte]

196. Visually Impaired Melon

[Initech]

206. If we're going to do 90's alternative rock bands:

Presidents Of The Soviet Union
Stink 182
Pixies Sticks
Second Eye Open
Heck
You Last And The Maybe Maybes
912

[Arugula Latte]

197. Butthole Surfacers

[Arugula Latte]

198. Counting Crowsfeet

[Arugula Latte]

199. Dishwatah

[calimary]

288. Fuck!!!!

[Arugula Latte]

200. Tortoisehead

[Initech]

212. Tenacious F-

Foster The Elephants
Hillsong Divided
Not So Joy Division
Lake Street Belly Flop

[Arugula Latte]

201. Veruca Salteen

[Arugula Latte]

202. Teenage Manclub

[Arugula Latte]

203. MicroSuede

(Britpop)

[Initech]

214. Nobody Fucks With The Jesus & Mary Chain

[Arugula Latte]

204. Sister Hazelnut

[dipsydoodle]

205. Fat Lizzie

.

[Arugula Latte]

208. The Small Facelifts

[Arugula Latte]

209. Herman's Kermits

part of the famous Frog Invasion of the early 60s

[Jade Fox]

220. You are the undisputed queen.......

[Arugula Latte]

223. Thank you kindly!

[LynneSin]

224. Neil Old and the Nice Pony

[Arugula Latte]

226. Linda Rondstadt and the Stoned Ponies

[KamaAina]

210. Rube Goldberg + The Machine

[geardaddy]

215. The Intercourse Rifles

[geardaddy]

216. Three Cat Day

[Arugula Latte]

229. That describes every day in my house.

[geardaddy]

234. Ha!

[Boom Sound 416]

218. Dearth Cringe and Mire

I can't stop!!

[struggle4progress]

221. Bing Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young

[Joe Shlabotnik]

266. oohhhh, but their harmonies!

[struggle4progress]

222. Quicksilver Massage Service

[LynneSin]

225. Stevie Losetwigs

[LynneSin]

227. The Derek AMC Pacers Band

[LynneSin]

228. Them Straight Robins

[LynneSin]

230. Sonic Senior Citizens

[Arugula Latte]

231. The Juggs (a mother-daughter country duo)

[Boom Sound 416]

238. Oh they're a pair alright

[Arugula Latte]

247. They're perky, those two!

[Arugula Latte]

232. Bon Ami (a long-established New Jersey band that is big on cleaning)

[Arugula Latte]

233. Def Jam Leppard

[LynneSin]

251. Pearl Jam Leppard

[Arugula Latte]

235. Derek and the Backgammon Tiles

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[calimary]

289. Crap!!!!

[Arugula Latte]

303. Ha ha! Thank you for all your commentary!

Your comments cracked me up and I appreciate your appreciation.

[Enrique]

236. Flimsy Dan

[calimary]

290. Crap times two!!!!

[Arugula Latte]

237. Maul 'n' Goats

[lovemydog]

243. Haul Some Oats

[Mr.Bill]

240. The Rolling Dead

[Initech]

264. Well Keith Richards pretty much is a zombie!

[Mr.Bill]

241. The Living Kennedys

[Feral Child]

242. "Hole"

They didn't need my help.

[lovemydog]

244. Belle & Sebastian Cabot

[KamaAina]

248. Flaming Zeppelin

Oh, the hugh manatee!

[Arugula Latte]

249. In Sink

[lovemydog]

250. Blue Oyster Meetup Group

[Initech]

263. Blue Öyster Assembly

Needs more cowbell!!

[Boom Sound 416]

252. The Almond Brothers

[Enrique]

253. Los Oboes

[Initech]

255. Los Lobotomies

:eivlgrin:

[KamaAina]

256. The Windows

[lovemydog]

257. Public Frenemy

[LynneSin]

258. NWA - Nice People without Attitude

[LeftOfSelf-Centered]

259. Phlush

[LeftOfSelf-Centered]

260. New Moderates

Bit of a 90s throwback for you all.

[LeftOfSelf-Centered]

262. Run-D.M.V.

[Arugula Latte]

265. Ha ha!

I like that one.

[Joe Shlabotnik]

267. The Rutles

oh its been done.

[lovemydog]

269. Gordon Leadfoot

[kwassa]

270. Umpire Weekend

[Systematic Chaos]

271. Some prog rock mutilation:

Maybe
Penisis
Spirograph Generator
Rough 'n' Tumble Giant
Sleep Deprived Theater
Bank of Mutual Suckage
Half-Life Chicken
Straight Vacuum
Shallow Lavender
Echo Chamberlain
The Wilted Weed Queens
Depressed the Person
Steve Not Very Easily
Court Jester Pink
Kraft Processed Cheese Singles Don't Work
Topeka
The Uranus Ohma
The Surly
Healing of Damnation
Walrus Bush
Stereobutt
Slow the Fuck Down
Mundaneharlot
Chaos of an Up
Citrus Nightmare
Tailbone Vapor

[Initech]

272. If I may add to the list:

Creamed Theater
Spock's Stubble
Symphony XXX
Tears For Irrationality
Iced Earth Half Calf No Foam Latte
Porcupine Stump
Primal Whisper
Rush Limbaugh

[BlancheSplanchnik]

490. I'd love to know the real names...

If you have nothing better to do sometime.

[Systematic Chaos]

499. Okay, sure!

I started off with some of my very favorites off the top of my head:

Maybe = Yes
Penisis = Genesis
Spirograph Generator = Van der Graaf Generator
Rough 'n' Tumble Giant = Gentle Giant
Sleep Deprived Theater = Dream Theater
Bank of Mutual Suckage = Banco del Mutuo Soccorso (an Italian prog band)

And from there I went to Wikipedia and just started riffing on their list of major prog rock bands, found here

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_progressive_rock_bands

Half-Life Chicken = Atomic Rooster
Straight Vacuum = Curved Air
Shallow Lavender = Deep Purple
Echo Chamberlain = Echolyn
The Wilted Weed Queens = The Flower Kings
Depressed the Person = Happy the Man
Steve Not Very Easily = Steve Howe (get it? How? Not very easily! *BOOM TISS*)
Court Jester Pink = King Crimson
Kraft Processed Cheese Singles Don't Work = Kraftwerk
Topeka = Kansas
The Uranus Ohma = The Mars Volta
The Surly = The Nice
Healing of Damnation = Pain of Salvation
Walrus Bush = Porcupine Tree
Stereobutt = Radiohead
Slow the Fuck Down = Rush
Mundaneharlot = Supertramp
Chaos of an Up = System of a Down
Citrus Nightmare = Tangerine Dream
Tailbone Vapor = Wishbone Ash

[Boom Sound 416]

273. The Fabulous Econoline 350's

[calimary]

291. Oh God...

[Purrfessor]

274. Electric Dildo Orchestra

[Purrfessor]

277. Def Leotard

[Earth_First]

287. The Grateful Groans. nt

[calimary]

293. BEST

[calimary]

294. THREAD

[calimary]

295. EVVVVVVAHHHH!!!

[greendog]

296. Mothers of Indigestion

[Initech]

300. Radioheadjob

The Streaks
The Brutes

[greendog]

297. Dr. Phil and the Medicine Show

[greendog]

298. New Riders of the Purple Willie

[calimary]

312. Aw fuck...

[greendog]

299. Emerson, Lake and Palin

[greendog]

301. Quack Sabbath

[Initech]

308. I could totally picture Donald Duck singing Iron Man!

[calimary]

513. Oh my God...

[Boom Sound 416]

302. Men Taking a Five

[Arugula Latte]

305. Wham! Bam Thank You Ma'am (Or Sir)

[Arugula Latte]

306. Men Without Tats

[Initech]

321. Men Unemployed

Judas Rabbi
The Mothers Of Creamation
Macklemore & Lewis Black
Rage Against The Machine Against The Machine

[Arugula Latte]

307. Midnight Mohel - a band that can also perform late-night brises if needed

[BlancheSplanchnik]

393. GAAHAAAAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAA!

Inspired!

[greendog]

309. Golden Hearing Aid

[Initech]

322. Macklemore & Lewis Black

"YOU WANT A THRIFT SHOP? I'LL SHOW YOU A THRIFT SHOP!!! GOD DAMN SUNOFABITCH!!!!"

[greendog]

310. Captain Swinefart

[lovemydog]

516. Captain Beefaghetti

[greendog]

311. Sly & the Partridge Family Stone

[Boom Sound 416]

317. Ridin' and Consolin'

[TrogL]

318. Emerson, Lake and Pattycake

The rules are the drummer's last name must start with "P".

[DFW]

319. Bruce Hornsby and Derange,... plus:

Dire Struts

The Why

The Red Hot Chili Pebbles

The Fifth Dissection

The Boards

Fan

Ten Tears Laughter

The Mothers of Inventory

Blond Faith

Bob Barley and the Whalers

Creedence Clearwater Reversal

Frisbee, Stalls and Nosh

The Jimi Hendrix Expedience

and, in keeping with some other famous Jewish groups invented above:

Shlomo and the Family Stein

[calimary]

370. Oh Good Grief!!!

Shlomo and the Family Stein???

[DFW]

401. Who could forget their great hit:

Dance To The Hora

[BlancheSplanchnik]

441. Hymie Goes to Brooklyn.

Special appearance at Shlomo and the Family Stein's Bris.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

320. Hemorrhoid Cream

[Initech]

340. Imagine Tampons

[Arugula Latte]

323. Minivan Halen

[calimary]

371. Stop it, dammit!!!

[Arugula Latte]

324. The Commodedoors

[Initech]

332. The Commodore 64s

The Dirty Jebs
Imagine Strap Ons
The Pants Crap Murphy's

[Arugula Latte]

325. Steppinwolfpoo

[LeftOfSelf-Centered]

326. Now on tour with...

The Poo Fighters and The Poo Radleys,

[Arugula Latte]

327. ...and Poouxsie and the Banshees

[Initech]

334. Opening Acts: Poo 2 And Imagine Feces

[calimary]

372. NOOOO!!!

[Tom Ripley]

328. Ziggy Stardust and The Spiders from Uranus

[Initech]

336. Just added to Poochella 2014

Held every year in where else? Flushing, New York!

[Tom Ripley]

329. Dion and the Bell Curve

[Boom Sound 416]

330. EZ/PZ

[Boom Sound 416]

331. Supertramp Stamp

[Initech]

337. The Walking Grateful Dead

"Jerry's not dead, he's a zombie, man!"

[Arugula Latte]

333. Gladys Knight & the Nip Slips

[lovemydog]

339. Gladiola Knight and the Pimps

[Arugula Latte]

335. MC Socket Wrench

[Boom Sound 416]

338. Bad LLC

[lovemydog]

526. Bad Subchapter S Corp

[greendog]

341. Cleveland Wastewater Revival

[greendog]

342. Hogfat

[greendog]

343. Buffalo Thing Feeler

[calimary]

373. OMG!!!!!!!!

[greendog]

344. Airport Congestion

[lovemydog]

360. Fairport Contraption

[greendog]

345. The Tyrds

[greendog]

346. StealMye Spam

[calimary]

509. Dammit!!!!!

[greendog]

347. The Inedible String Bean

[greendog]

348. Jefferson Auto Pilot

[greendog]

349. Country Joe & the Sheep

[calimary]

510. BAAAAAAAAd!

OMG!!!!

[greendog]

350. Pyxie Styx

[greendog]

351. The Dreadful Grate

[Arugula Latte]

362. Hah! That's my favorite version for the G.D.

[greendog]

352. Toxic Spills, Crash & Burn

[Boom Sound 416]

356. Minestroney

[Blues Heron]

357. The In-laws

[Blues Heron]

358. Bruce Springsteen and the K Street Band

[Arugula Latte]

363. They sing, they play, they lobby!

[Boom Sound 416]

359. Lincoln Snark

[TuxedoKat]

361. Baby Huey Lewis and the Newspapers

This is one of the funniest threads I've ever read here!

[Arugula Latte]

364. One Erection

[Arugula Latte]

365. The Beached Boys

[Boom Sound 416]

367. 10,000 chilaxed

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[Boom Sound 416]

368. Fiona Crabapple

[lovemydog]

375. When the Pawn Hits the Simpsons...

[KamaAina]

369. Bleached Blondie

[lovemydog]

376. Pudhoney

[Jade Fox]

377. Third Eye Nearsighted

[LiberalEsto]

378. Fleetgood Enema

The Bitch Boys

The Grated Head

[lovemydog]

515. Fleetwood Mac & Cheese

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

379. Proctologist Harum

[BlancheSplanchnik]

402. gahhh!

[Liberal Veteran]

380. Bob Saget and the Silver Bullet Band. -nt

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

381. The Village Idiot People

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

382. Gladys Knight And The Pipsqueaks

[Jade Fox]

383. Saran Saran

[calimary]

512. Stop!!!!!

[kwassa]

386. Barenaked Puppies

[derby378]

391. No

[BlancheSplanchnik]

409. Maybe

[chknltl]

463. "Nosongs" is still my favorite live album!

[Scuba]

392. The Jake Isles Band

Leon Redandsorebone

Boz Skanks

Kate and Anna McGargle

[Boom Sound 416]

399. Creamsicle

[Boom Sound 416]

400. Beastie Schmeastie Boys

[BlancheSplanchnik]

404. The NY Tickle Me Elmos

The New Hampshire Dolls

[lovemydog]

522. The Newark Dolls

[BlancheSplanchnik]

524. Lolol!

[BlancheSplanchnik]

405. Blood, Sweat and Toenail Clippings.

Warm up act: Biohazard and the Bodily Fluids

[KamaAina]

406. The Roach Gees

[BlancheSplanchnik]

407. Hard of Hearing Leppard.

Deaf Leonard
ASL

[BlancheSplanchnik]

408. The Thompson Conjoined Twins.

Thrift Shop Boys

[BlancheSplanchnik]

410. Jane's Not Addicted She Can Stop Anytime She Wants.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

411. Howlin' Beagle.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

412. My Morning Jackoff.

[lovemydog]

425. classic!

[Initech]

479. !!!!!!

[Arugula Latte]

518. ...

[BlancheSplanchnik]

414. Red Hot Chili Poppers. Headlining at Uno's.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

417. Beige Floyd

[Boom Sound 416]

421. Toad the Hot Pocket

[Boom Sound 416]

422. Better than Ezra Klein

[lovemydog]

427. Hot pockets -

Now in toad flavor!

[Boom Sound 416]

423. Of the Sun

[Boom Sound 416]

424. Black Toe Cheese

[BlancheSplanchnik]

426. the Inorganic Chemical Brothers

[BlancheSplanchnik]

428. Sly and the Family are Stoned.

[Initech]

446. I've seen them live - that is the case most of the time!

[BlancheSplanchnik]

447. you've seen them live?

Why you bastard!

You lucky bastard!

[Initech]

462. Well technically I saw Sly Stone as part of the P-Funk All Stars.

He wasn't with The Family Stone at the time although they did play a couple of his songs.

[Boom Sound 416]

429. LA Nuns

[BlancheSplanchnik]

430. Bob Dillweed.

[lovemydog]

431. Piss

[Boom Sound 416]

432. Deee-lish

[Boom Sound 416]

434. Seven Mary Three and Four

[Boom Sound 416]

436. Neverlast

[LynneSin]

439. Vanilla Sludge

[Rob H.]

440. Fountains of Wayne Newton

The Twisted Sisters of Mercy
Fine Young Mandibles
The Mothers of Intervention
The Smeagols
The Grateful Dead Kennedys
The Meh Meh Mehs
Throwing Mooses
The Flaming Lipps, Inc.
Public Enema
Frankie Goes to Dollywood

[BlancheSplanchnik]

442. LMFAO!

Twister Sister featuring their hit, "Left Hand Blue"

[calimary]

514. The image that conjures up… Oh the humanity!!!

O!M!G!!!!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

521. Wayne Newton Fountain And The Mindbenders

[BlancheSplanchnik]

443. Fatboy Slims Down double bill with Nutrisystem of a Down.

[KamaAina]

444. Pennyback

Oh, wait, that one was already ruined.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

445. Queen LaFeetah

[kwassa]

448. Y

[lovemydog]

467. EX

[kwassa]

449. Jacob Marley and the Wailers

you won't get a PENNY!

[chknltl]

450. NO DUH btw Gwen Stemommy's hit song "Don't Squeak" was about a pet named......

...Lemmiwinks.







nuff said...well maybe too much said.....yeah definitely too much said...

[Boom Sound 416]

451. Brian Seltzer and The Feral Cats

[kwassa]

452. Buddy Holly and the Ivy

kinda a Christmas Buddy.

[kwassa]

453. The Four Stops

In the name of Love.

[kwassa]

454. Diana Ross and the Supreme Court

[kwassa]

455. Smokey Robinson and the Happenstance.

[kwassa]

456. Lou Costello and the Attractions

[lovemydog]

470. rare early video

Before the lineup was solidified:

[kwassa]

457. Jay Y

[Initech]

469. Z-Jay

[kwassa]

458. Jack Black Sabbath

[kwassa]

459. The Electric Light AC/DC

[Initech]

480. Wolfevilstepmother

The Electric Light Power Outage

Daft Antagonist

Queen Crimson

Primal Yelp

[chknltl]

460. Eric Burdon and the Animal Crackers

[chknltl]

461. Nomeansmaybe

[chknltl]

464. The Whom

Paintball Gizzard!

[lovemydog]

468. 'That reptile ventriculus...

sure plays a mean paintball!'

[Initech]

496. Won't Get Foiled Again!

[lovemydog]

466. Kate Moss & the Nacho Supremes

[BarbaRosa]

471. Thumbs and noses.

[BarbaRosa]

472. Sleep Til Later On

sorry, a take off of one of my old bands.

[NightWatcher]

473. Moldplay

[NightWatcher]

474. Alice in Pains

[NightWatcher]

475. Bill Clinton and Congress Funkadelic

[NightWatcher]

476. G Love and Sticky Sauce

[NightWatcher]

477. ZZ Bottom

[lovemydog]

478. DUZY

thread! (Suggestion to DUZY maker - take ten or so of your favorites from the thread).

[Efilroft Sul]

481. Allan Parsons Project for a New American Century

[Efilroft Sul]

482. U2 KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!

[Efilroft Sul]

483. The Moody Jews

[Efilroft Sul]

484. R.E.Eminem

[Efilroft Sul]

485. Prince and the Matchabelli

[Efilroft Sul]

486. Pubic Enemy

[Arugula Latte]

519. Public Enema

[Efilroft Sul]

487. Duranarama

[Efilroft Sul]

488. The Ku Klux Clannad

[Efilroft Sul]

489. Talibama

Post #1000! Woo-hoo, only took me 12 years!

[lovemydog]

492. haha

and congrats!

[Efilroft Sul]

493. Lynyrd Byrnstyn

That one was just for you. Thank you very much!

[kwassa]

497. Lynyrd Cohyn

[Efilroft Sul]

502. Nice!

[kwassa]

503. how about Lynny Kravytz?

[Efilroft Sul]

505. You're kyllyn' it, kwassa!

[Efilroft Sul]

494. Florence & the Hendersons

[Efilroft Sul]

495. The Tu-Wang Clan

[lovemydog]

506. Wu-Tang Klan

[Efilroft Sul]

507. How do they keep their sheets so white?

Ancient Chinese secret!

[Boom Sound 416]

498. Beantown

[Boom Sound 416]

500. Fava Young Hannibals

[Blue_In_AK]

501. Molybdenum Moth

[chknltl]

504. Floozy and the Bad Cheese

I dunno, maybe in some garage an unnamed punk band goes hmmmm...

[lovemydog]

525. Geezer

[edgineered]

527. Cheesewiz Revenge (She Wants Revenge)

[bif]

528. The Mothers of Convention

[SwankyXomb]

529. Tom Petty and the Heartbleeders

Also two more you can hate me for:

X Marks the Pedophile
The Black Eyed Wives