*** gets hammer out and posts sign for new DU Tourist center ***

[LynneSin]

We want to make sure we welcome our new visitors properly

[KamaAina]

1. Up stairs? So it isn't accessible?

[LynneSin]

2. We have an elevator

[Dr. Strange]

3. A tourist information center puts the lotion on its skin.

[LynneSin]

5. Well, we employees of the DU Tourist center do get hungry and enjoy a good snack

*** puts out the Bacon Lotion ***

[Tom_Foolery]

11. Funny!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

4. "Welcome to the Tourist Information Center. That completes the tour."

[progressoid]

6. But will it be open once I find it?

[Squinch]

8. No, but you can do a little garden work while you wait.

[SkatmanRoth]

7. The wheels on the bus go round and round

All through the town.

The wipers on the bus go "Swish, swish, swish,

The door on the bus goes open and shut

[Eyerish]

9. Whew, they take diner's club...

I was worried there for a sec.

[LynneSin]

10. Heck we'll take small farm animals in payment

we're not fussy