WOOHOO I"M RICH!!!!! My late uncle just left me 9.8million dollars!!

[LynneSin]

Mind you I have only one living uncle and ironically they texted me about my inheritance....

[Angry Dragon]

1. So if he is on time or early you don't get the money??

[nolabear]

2. And you just have to send a few thou in earnest money, right?

They're f**king TEXTING now? Fab-ulous.

[kwassa]

3. Does he live in Nigeria?

[progressoid]

4. Are you SURE your uncle is living?

[Ikonoklast]

5. Thank You to for bringing great joy Praise Jesus!

Prosperity is to you coming for when you wire 5,200USD to the agreed numbered account and all proper releases secured by Barrister Dr. Oliver for you from your Lamented Uncle's Estate.

[treestar]

6. Wow!

All you have to do now is give the executor your bank account number, so they can transfer the funds in!

[pokerfan]

7. I just looked in my spam folder to see if I had a similar message

apparently your web browsing habits differ from mine because all I saw were advertisements for gray-market Viagra.

http://www.scamshield.com/Sighting.asp?country=none&state=California&article=10

[Broderick]

15. We know where you spend some of your time now

[libodem]

8. Ol', buddy, ol' pal

I could use a little loan to tide me over and get that butt lift for my droopy ass. We are best friends remember?

[LynneSin]

9. Who are you. !!!?????

[DFW]

10. I know of one guy that actually managed to scam these scammers for $10,000

I'll post the details if someone is interested, but I don't think they'd fall for it twice!

[taterguy]

11. Almost enough to cover the outrageous tolls you're subjected to

[LynneSin]

17. You mean those tolls we put in the state for out-of-staters

I haven't paid them in ages

[Grantuspeace]

12. I guess you will be joining the Republican party then? n/t

:'(

[Doc Holliday]

13. Lynne, you always think

that you're just sooooo special.

I've got rich relatives all over Africa who are constantly e-mailing me to remind me about the money I'm gonna get someday. I've also won a ton of lotteries, so pardon me if I'm not terribly impressed by your new-found inherited wealth.

Can't wait to get me some fat tax breaks and become a Job Creator. Wanna pitch in together and start us a multinational corporation?

[Broderick]

14. pfffttt. Mere chump change

I looked through my junk mail and I am sitting on billions all totaled up. Not sure what I plan to do with it all. Maybe buy Starbucks. Maybe a professional sports team or two. HA, I could buy an election even.

[AlbertCat]

16. After the gov'ment takes in their damned Death Tax...

... you'll only be left with a pitiful 6.53million! you're destitute! Those damn taxes!!!

[Bake]

18. I'll be glad to assist you with litigating any disputes over said inheritance!

For a most reasonable fee, of course!



Bake, Esq.

[dawg]

19. Ooops!

For a moment there, I thought I was falling in love with you.