President's Day: A day they close the banks. So bankers can get naked.....

[Grantuspeace]

President's Day: A day they close the banks. So bankers can get naked, cover themselves in honey and roll around in the hundred dollar bills.

[Chan790]

1. LOL.

Last year when I was still with the bank, they made me work it by going to a training/role-play on how to deal with armed robbery.

I didn't see the point. The money's insured. I'm not. I'm going to be the most cooperative robbery victim in history. So are my coworkers. We're right next to the cop-shop in the strip-mall (we share a bathroom and break-room) so we're not getting robbed anyways.

You've got the gun so you're in charge. Here's the cash, both drawers, all 7 teller stations; would you like the coins too? How about the vault? Do you want me to help carry it to your car? Can I get you anything else? Sprite? Coffee? Masseuse? Pizza? Of course you can have a lollipop...

[Grantuspeace]

2. They leave the doors open and chain the pens down.

Yes, always cooperate. It isn't worth being a "hero".

[hedgehog]

3. I think the point of the training was to

ensure that you would be very, very cooperative with any robbers so that no one would get hurt.

[Chan790]

4. No, it was like...

remember what the guy looked like so you could give an accurate description to the police, how to try to trick them to look directly into the camera, how to try to slow them to give increased response time to the police and the secret codes to say on the phone for "we're not actually getting robbed, someone accidentally set-off the alarm" and "we're being robbed."

Then two hours of role-play.

[hedgehog]

5. That is so wrong!

[HopeHoops]

6. THE MILLION DOLLAR STICKY!!!!

Ref: The movie "Matilda"