Is that an Asshole?

[GoneOffShore]

A friend of mine posted this on FaceBook today:

On the ride home from work last night it dawned on me that I should sign my paintings as "Asshole." The possibilities are endless. "That must be an Asshole." Or, "Where did you find that Asshole?". Even, "That is the nicest Asshole I have seen."

It has, obviously, generated many creative comments including:

"if an Asshole didn't paint that, I can't imagine who did!"

"Bob's got a great flat, but what really brings it together is his new Asshole."

"I never thought I'd pay that much for an Asshole, but it was worth every penny."

"That is the biggest Asshole I have seen."

"That "Asshole" really opens up the room!"

"I have an original Asshole from the 80s. From the Red Fox Farms period."

"if you know of anyone that would like an Asshole in their own home, let me know. There are plenty of Assholes for them to choose from. You can also commission an Asshole too."

"I can't wait to attend the Asshole exhibit at the Louvre!"

"I've moved on and am looking to replace my Asshole with something more modern."

"That's it. I'm having my Asshole appraised and insured."

[GoneOffShore]

1. Left an asshole off.

"That's a genuine Asshole!"

[Taitertots]

2. You could sign by drawing an asshole in the corner, but walmart might sue you

Hint: their logo is a puckered butthole.

[DebJ]

13. LOL

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

3. Hey babe, you wanna come up to my apartment and look at my asshole etchings?

[GoneOffShore]

4. Do you think this will be as big as Kudzu?

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

5. All guests at the soiree admired Donald Trump's new asshole prominently displayed

in the great hall of his manor.

[GoneOffShore]

6. Have you seen the new Asshole at the Pompidou?

It's enormous.

[MrMickeysMom]

7. You guys are killing me!

I can now go to bed after a good laugh.

But, remember… there's always someone out there willing to forge an asshole!

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

8. This could become a movement ...

... an Asshole school.

[A HERETIC I AM]

9. "At the latest Asshole auction, this Asshole sold for more.

Than the other Assholes previously auctioned at other Asshole auctions "

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

10. When he dies, my uncle has left me his Asshole in his will

and I look forward to framing and mounting it in a place of honor in my living room.

[Dr. Strange]

11. After looking at his paintings, I can only conclude...

Asshole was never called Pablo Picasso.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

12. You call that painting? That Asshole just spattered stuff on the canvas!

[lame54]

14. You would never confuse it with a Pablo Picasso...

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

15. Thieves and scavengers broke into my apartment and took my asshole in the night

[Arugula Latte]

16. Hey, did you know your Asshole is upside down?!

[Arugula Latte]

17. Can someone recommend a skilled person who is qualified to clean a genuine Asshole?

[Arugula Latte]

18. This frame really makes my Asshole pop.

[geardaddy]

19. ...

[hibbing]

28. Three in a row! Excellent, hahahaha

[geardaddy]

20. Art History AH330: Asshole Appreciation 3 cr. Prof. Harry Bunghole

[marzipanni]

21. The gallery will have an opening showing new Assholes on Friday from 6:00-9:00pm

During the opening there will be a silent ( but lethal) auction for some smaller Assholes, from the artist's pre-Expressionist period.

[Arugula Latte]

22. The careless mover ripped my Asshole!

[mysuzuki2]

23. Shit! I think I spilled beer on my asshole.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

24. My grandpa has an appointment to go downtown tonight to sell his asshole

[Sweet Freedom]

25. That Asshole follows me

no matter which direction I move.

[Sweet Freedom]

26. I think I'm going to opt

for anti-glare glass on my Asshole.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

27. My daddy let me show off his Asshole this morning in front of the class for 'show and tell'

Miss Landers said my daddy was lucky to have such a beautiful Asshole. She said his Asshole really spoke to her.

[GoneOffShore]

29. You're killing me here.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

30. Ah, just study that movement that Asshole uses!