4-8-14. Never Forget.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

The day the Canadian Rap died.

[Xyzse]

1. Huh? I would have thought that was the day Bieber was born...

[Dr. Strange]

2. Don't you dare bring up the name Bieber in the presence of the Chuggo!

You sully the great rap-master by your indolence! Bow before his greatness! Throw your hands in the sky!

[Xyzse]

6. LOL, methinks I stepped in a minefield.

I forgot who Chuggo is, it was explained here to me once.
Although, I did mention when Rap died, so...

[Tommy_Carcetti]

9. Everything you ever need to know:

And I do mean everything.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9321195

[Xyzse]

13. Thanks!

[Ptah]

10. Here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018602771

[Tommy_Carcetti]

8. When Chuggo gets busted for speed racing, it's when he's leafing in Vermont with the crew.

In his Mini Cooper.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

3. Chuggo placed a sign on Bieber's back that said....

...."I can't rap."

And a scar on his face that said, "I can't scrap."
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AHHHHHHHHH! C'mon Fucking Guy!

[Dr. Strange]

4. The banning of Chuggo was foretold in 2008, by the prophet Dr. Strange.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7948698

[Orrex]

5. I had a feeling you were going to say that.

[Dr. Strange]

7. Your feeling that I would say that was also foretold by the prophet.

But the prophet did not write it down, because he could not find his holy prophecy pencil.

[geardaddy]

11. Oh, man. That is a great post!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

12. Also unearthed was Chuggo's Twitter postings.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8964783


Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 07:22 PM
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4. Chuggo needs Twitter.


9:38 am--On my way to court. Wearing suit and tie.

10:24 am--Brother's in can. Won't be out until next July.

11:01 am--AHHHHH!!!! C'MON FUCKIN' GUY!!!!!

11:56 am--Putting mayonaise on everything. That's how I eat.

12:12:03 pm--See that kid stealing? That's a thief.

12:12:22 pm--See those dudes behind him? That's the police.

12:12:41 pm--See this date right here? That's my release.

4:37 pm--AHHHHHH!!!! C'MON FUCKIN' GUY!!!!!

6:27 pm--Drinking shots of whiskey and bottles of Molson Dry.

8:17 pm--Off to go leafing with the Lakeshore Stranglaz.

11:45 pm--AHHHHH!!!! C'MON FUCKIN' GUY!!!!!


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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 07:38 PM
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5. Here's his real twittering:


8:05 Next door neighbor woke me up with his Air Supply album. AHHHHH! C'MON FUCKIN' GUY!

8:46 Used my new soap this morning in the shower. AHHHHH! C'MON FUCKIN' LYE!

9:58 Read the comics--Lois is upset with her husband. AHHHHH! C'MON FUCKIN' HI!

10:11 I'm trying to cook my fish in the pan. AHHHHH! C'MON FUCKIN' FRY!

11:22 My neighbor, the math professor, informs me that the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter is the same for every circle. AHHHHH! C'MON FUCKIN' PI!

12:03 Time for my mayonnaise sandwich--where's the bread? AHHHHH! C'MON FUCKIN' RYE!

12:49 OMG--Saul just killed his wife on Battlestar Galactica. AHHHHH! C'MON FUCKIN' TIGH!

1:50 My toilet paper's too thin. AHHHHH! C'MON DOUBLE PLY!

2:20 Injured my leg while doing sprints. AHHHHH! C'MON FUCKIN' THIGH!

3:31 Just finished my laundry--everything came out pink. AHHHHH! C'MON FUCKIN' DYE!

5:06 Bartender is ready to take my order. AHHHHH! C'MON FUCKIN' MAI TAI!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

14. Lee Mercer, Jr and Chuggo walk into The Olive Garden ...

Lee says: What are all these people doin' up in my house with disease?

and

Chuggo says: C'mon Fuckin' Guy!

[Dr. Strange]

15. And whilst dining on pasta...

they listen to the awesome music of Rush and make fun of the Dallas Cowboys. Not unlike the pilgrims did in days of yore.

[madinmaryland]

16. C'mon Fuckin' Guy! Chuggo finds the music of Rush to be a shitty annoyance.

[Dr. Strange]

17. No, no, you're thinking of Nickelback.

Why the hell are you thinking of Nickelback? Why would anyone in their right mind be thinking of Nickelback?