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MrScorpio

(73,630 posts) Wed Apr 9, 2014, 02:57 PM Apr 2014

I shanked a bag of weed because I'm a pimp.

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I shanked a bag of weed because I'm a pimp. (Original Post) MrScorpio Apr 2014 OP

I stabbed a dog BainsBane Apr 2014 #1

I stabbed a condom... Wounded Bear Apr 2014 #2

I ran naked mnhtnbb Apr 2014 #3

I cuddled with your grandma MissMillie Apr 2014 #4

I shanked the cookie monster sharp_stick Apr 2014 #5

"I shanked some crackheads because I didn't like the way they looked at me." nomorenomore08 Apr 2014 #6

Well we have the same birthday, logosoco Apr 2014 #14

I ran naked with. . . BarbaRosa Apr 2014 #7

I smoked with your grandma kurtzapril4 Apr 2014 #8

i ran shirtless with a glass of milk because i smoked crack fizzgig Apr 2014 #9

This does not make sense. Lady Freedom Returns Apr 2014 #10

I think that's "hoes keep stealing my tacos" TreasonousBastard Apr 2014 #11

Now it makes sence! Lady Freedom Returns Apr 2014 #13

"I shot a pornstar because I'm good in bed"... TreasonousBastard Apr 2014 #12

With your camera, silly. MrScorpio Apr 2014 #15

I shot Paris Hilton because I love marijuana. PunkinPi Apr 2014 #16

That's what she gets for trying to steal your stash! nomorenomore08 Apr 2014 #18

"I'm a little pimp with my hair gassed back" edbermac Apr 2014 #17

I shanked the trojan man because I'm gay... haele Apr 2014 #19

I needed a pothead because I'm good in bed. DamnYankeeInHouston Apr 2014 #20

BainsBane

(53,029 posts)

1. I stabbed a dog

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wed Apr 9, 2014, 03:32 PM

Apr 2014

because I'm sexy like that. (Whew. I'm glad it's my jacket and not my shirt that is red).

Wounded Bear

(58,634 posts)

2. I stabbed a condom...

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wed Apr 9, 2014, 03:36 PM

Apr 2014

because I had to. Really, I did.

mnhtnbb

(31,382 posts)

3. I ran naked

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wed Apr 9, 2014, 03:54 PM

Apr 2014

with Paris Hilton because I have double D's.

MissMillie

(38,547 posts)

4. I cuddled with your grandma

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wed Apr 9, 2014, 04:25 PM

Apr 2014

Because I'm sexy like that.

sharp_stick

(14,400 posts)

5. I shanked the cookie monster

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wed Apr 9, 2014, 04:30 PM

Apr 2014

because I had to.

Makes sense to me, that blue son of a bitch owed me a bag of Oreo's

nomorenomore08

(13,324 posts)

6. "I shanked some crackheads because I didn't like the way they looked at me."

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wed Apr 9, 2014, 06:24 PM

Apr 2014

I gotta tell you, I lived in West Oakland (CA) for 3 years, but I never went that far...

logosoco

(3,208 posts)

14. Well we have the same birthday,

Reply to nomorenomore08 (Reply #6)

Thu Apr 10, 2014, 09:34 AM

Apr 2014

but I did it because I am a solider girl! (of what I do not know if that is what I am doing!)

BarbaRosa

(2,684 posts)

7. I ran naked with. . .

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wed Apr 9, 2014, 06:30 PM

Apr 2014

your grandma, because I'm sexy like that.

kurtzapril4

(1,353 posts)

8. I smoked with your grandma

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wed Apr 9, 2014, 08:48 PM

Apr 2014

because I'm a pimp!

fizzgig

(24,146 posts)

9. i ran shirtless with a glass of milk because i smoked crack

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wed Apr 9, 2014, 11:11 PM

Apr 2014

mmmmmmm, crack.

Lady Freedom Returns

(14,120 posts)

10. This does not make sense.

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wed Apr 9, 2014, 11:32 PM

Apr 2014

"I smoked with a pot head because hees keep stealing my tacos."

I can't make sense of what word that is. the second letter is blurry

TreasonousBastard

(43,049 posts)

11. I think that's "hoes keep stealing my tacos"

Reply to Lady Freedom Returns (Reply #10)

Thu Apr 10, 2014, 12:10 AM

Apr 2014

Lady Freedom Returns

(14,120 posts)

13. Now it makes sence!

Reply to TreasonousBastard (Reply #11)

Thu Apr 10, 2014, 12:20 AM

Apr 2014

Thank you!

TreasonousBastard

(43,049 posts)

12. "I shot a pornstar because I'm good in bed"...

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2014, 12:11 AM

Apr 2014

Why would I shoot her?

(Because she wasn't?)

MrScorpio

(73,630 posts)

15. With your camera, silly.

Reply to TreasonousBastard (Reply #12)

Thu Apr 10, 2014, 11:47 AM

Apr 2014

You're obviously a cinematographer.

PunkinPi

(4,875 posts)

16. I shot Paris Hilton because I love marijuana.

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2014, 12:32 PM

Apr 2014

lol

nomorenomore08

(13,324 posts)

18. That's what she gets for trying to steal your stash!

Reply to PunkinPi (Reply #16)

Thu Apr 10, 2014, 03:13 PM

Apr 2014

edbermac

(15,937 posts)

17. "I'm a little pimp with my hair gassed back"

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2014, 02:03 PM

Apr 2014

Pair a khaki pants with my shoe shined black

Got a little lady . . . walk the street
Tellin' all the boys that she cain't be beat

Twenny dollah bill (I can set you straight)
Meet me onna corner boy 'n don't be late

haele

(12,646 posts)

19. I shanked the trojan man because I'm gay...

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2014, 03:17 PM

Apr 2014

And that was shocking news to my husband, let me tell you.

Hmmm. Why would they make the purple shirt gay?

Haele

DamnYankeeInHouston

(1,365 posts)

20. I needed a pothead because I'm good in bed.

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2014, 07:19 PM

Apr 2014

Sounds about right.

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