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[MrScorpio]

The AfterEllen.com Field Guide to Recruiting Lesbians
by Jenna Lykes | April 11, 2014

Oh, South Carolina, bless your little soul for consistently producing some of the most truly head-scratching stories of ignorance in the country. The most recent example? The University of South Carolina Upstate is canceling a performance called How to Be a Lesbian in 10 Days or Less, because, apparently, no one has a sense of humor. State Senator Mike Fair seems to believe that the show is a “recruiting” event and, to be honest, I actually have no words to respond to that.

Senator Fair, I hate to break it to you, but we don’t actually recruit. If we did, however, I think our field guide might look something like this:



http://www.afterellen.com/the-afterellen-com-field-guide-to-recruiting-lesbians/04/2014/

[KamaAina]

1. It was a toaster OVEN, dammit!!

[mulsh]

2. Wasn't it upgraded to a panini press a couple of years ago?

n/t