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An eggceptionally sad scene (Original Post)
Scuba
Apr 2014
OP
Poachers? when you can have 'em delivered right to your door by Federal Eggspress?
pinboy3niner
Apr 2014
#12
The mourners are broken up with grief, but I hope they'll get ova it eventually.
Arugula Latte
Apr 2014
#29
That's a good suggestion. It might help them eggcept the things they cannot change.
Arugula Latte
Apr 2014
#32
The stories of dramatic recovery are positively stirring. I can't say un oeuf about them.
pinboy3niner
Apr 2014
#33
They have a tough roe to hoe, but hopefully the program will help them separate from their pain.
Arugula Latte
Apr 2014
#34
Well, if that's the case, I guess I will wait for the officers to take me into custardy.
Arugula Latte
Apr 2014
#39
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)1. They should have had a closed basket funeral
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)2. I believe this egg was a shelling victim.
A HERETIC I AM
(24,317 posts)3. Omelet this one go without comment. n/t
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)5. I'd comment, but I have to runny. nt
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)6. But this thread is too a-peeling to forego a comment.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)15. It's a Quiche-22
Six of one, half a dozen of t'other.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)16. It shirred is.
From The Ashes
(2,626 posts)17. yeah but...
all the good yolks have been taken!
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)18. Well, I'll bet you can think of a good one if you scramble!
roguevalley
(40,656 posts)27. poor angels sitting shiva. eggstraordinaryly sad. no toast.
A HERETIC I AM
(24,317 posts)9. Then may the upside of your day be sunny....
And may it all go over easy.
Gidney N Cloyd
(19,780 posts)4. And hen there were six...
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)8. It's hilarious when G&C calls somebody ELSE a few eggs short of a carton
kairos12
(12,817 posts)7. A family of yokels.
surrealAmerican
(11,339 posts)10. I blame poachers.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)12. Poachers? when you can have 'em delivered right to your door by Federal Eggspress?
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)19. They do whisk things quickly around the country, don't they?
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)20. You can't beat 'em
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)22. Whatever the cause of death, it's just sad that he dyed.
Tom_Foolery
(4,688 posts)11. That dude is fried. n/t
Gidney N Cloyd
(19,780 posts)26. Someone shell-ACK!'d him. Now he's layed to rest.
Callmecrazy
(3,065 posts)13. Bwhahaha!
I'm fuckin' dyin' here!
lunatica
(53,410 posts)14. this entire thread is a total Duzy!!
LOL!
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)30. I'm glad it cracked you up!
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)35. Think of it as an Eggs Benediction
trof
(54,255 posts)21. If a guy's going to get fried, what can he eggspect?
rurallib
(62,342 posts)23. the mourning party doesn't look at all hard boiled.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)25. They're pickled--and by the reception they'll really be in their cups
So they're eggstra emotional. It's a funeral, after all.
You never heard of the egg getting into the bottle?
GoCubsGo
(32,061 posts)24. What did the chicken say when she saw the plate of scrambled eggs?
Oh, those crazy, mixed-up kids!
Tom_Foolery
(4,688 posts)28. Let's hope he passed over easy. n/t
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)29. The mourners are broken up with grief, but I hope they'll get ova it eventually.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)31. I recommend going through a dozen-step program--they're a crate help
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)32. That's a good suggestion. It might help them eggcept the things they cannot change.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)33. The stories of dramatic recovery are positively stirring. I can't say un oeuf about them.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)34. They have a tough roe to hoe, but hopefully the program will help them separate from their pain.
antiquie
(4,299 posts)36. Pardon me, but
that was eggceptionally painful.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)37. I'm sorry. I'm afraid I'm a bad egg sometimes.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)38. They're sending both of us into brief eggsile in the mountains
But don't worry--I hear they're soft peaks.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)39. Well, if that's the case, I guess I will wait for the officers to take me into custardy.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)40. We should be alright--as long as you're not afraid of meringueutans
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)42. No, they don't scare me. I am afraid of alleggators
but I don't think they live in the mountains -- they're mostly in lowland queggmires.
antiquie
(4,299 posts)43. Good, you’ve been coddled too long.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)44. For that I am immersely grateful
That can't be stated too firmly. But even I would agree that the rules should be applied fairly and deliciously.
Yavin4
(35,354 posts)46. I don't find any of this amusing.
Maybe I'm too hard boiled to care
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)41. It should have been a double ...
Duer 157099
(17,742 posts)45. No kidding!
Where's the bacon?!?!? I'd cry too.