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ashling

(25,771 posts) Fri Apr 25, 2014, 12:33 AM Apr 2014

Instructions for making salad - step one:

remove cat from the salad bowl

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Instructions for making salad - step one: (Original Post) ashling Apr 2014 OP

Step two, make the fuckin salad. NYC_SKP Apr 2014 #1

No, step two is . . . Brigid Apr 2014 #4

What, you have a problem with cat hair in your salad? The Velveteen Ocelot Apr 2014 #5

Now that's just nasty. Brigid Apr 2014 #6

If you sense a crunch, that's not a hair. NYC_SKP Apr 2014 #7

Come on ashling, TexasTowelie Apr 2014 #2

~ In_The_Wind Apr 2014 #3

NYC_SKP

(68,644 posts)

1. Step two, make the fuckin salad.

Reply to ashling (Original post)

Fri Apr 25, 2014, 12:35 AM

Apr 2014

Step three, keep the cat OUT of step two!

Brigid

(17,621 posts)

4. No, step two is . . .

Reply to NYC_SKP (Reply #1)

Fri Apr 25, 2014, 12:08 PM

Apr 2014

Wash the fuckin' salad bowl.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,681 posts)

5. What, you have a problem with cat hair in your salad?

Reply to Brigid (Reply #4)

Fri Apr 25, 2014, 12:11 PM

Apr 2014

Maybe a few little bits of cat litter, for extra crunch...

Brigid

(17,621 posts)

6. Now that's just nasty.

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #5)

Fri Apr 25, 2014, 12:18 PM

Apr 2014

NYC_SKP

(68,644 posts)

7. If you sense a crunch, that's not a hair.

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #5)

Sat Apr 26, 2014, 11:23 PM

Apr 2014

...that's just a strong indication that it's time to find a new date.

TexasTowelie

(112,142 posts)

2. Come on ashling,

Reply to ashling (Original post)

Fri Apr 25, 2014, 01:52 AM

Apr 2014

after the thousands of kitteh pictures that you posted you still haven't recognized a litter box?

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

3. ~

Reply to TexasTowelie (Reply #2)

Fri Apr 25, 2014, 10:59 AM

Apr 2014

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