If book characters from the past wrote personal ads today.

[dixiegrrrrl]

Scarlett O'Hara....

"Stunningly beautiful gal with loads of charm seeks any male with money and a dim mind. Must be able to relocate to Tara."

Pick a character and join the fun!

[treestar]

1. Mr. Collins, Pride and Prejudice

Looking for a companion of my life. Should be brought up well but not too high, and able to make a small income go a long way. Subject to approval by Lady Catherine de Bourgh.

[dixiegrrrrl]

7. the most memorable Mr. Collins, was in the 1995 version, I thnk.

David Bamber..his face popped into my mind when I read your comment.

[Kaleva]

2. Dracula

Looking for a lovely young lass, full of vigor and blood, who enjoys the night life.

[Auggie]

3. Sherlock Holmes

“Are you the woman? Self-employed professional seeks companion to share lifetime of astute logic, elementary deduction, and the occasional use of narcotics."

[kairos12]

4. Jack Torrance from The Shining

Aspiring writer and family man seeks companion with a taste for solitude to spend luxurious time in a hideaway winter hotel in a secluded wonderland. Trust me, this place is a-maz-ing.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

5. Dracula

Totally Goth dude seeks blonde airhead prone to shrieking, gasping, and swooning. Must be fond of dark, musty, and creepy, accomodations. Coffins of various sizes come with custom linings . Please include collar size and average blood pressure readings in your repsonses along with blood sample. No blue bloods need apply. Can only date nights. It'll be a one in this lifetime experience. I'm a practiced bodice ripper and will be applied on request. Cut rate flights to Transylvania are available..one way only.

[trof]

6. Mickey Mouse...

Extremely popular, world renowned, international movie star seeks same species sweetie.
Should be partial to polka dots.