I possess a device, in my pocket, that is capable of accessing the entirety of information...

[Lasher]

known to man. I use it to look at pictures of cats and get in arguments with strangers.

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I ran across this on the internet. Which one of you wrote it?

[hobbit709]

1. I have a device in my pocket that lets me communicate with others and call for help.

90% of the time it's not even switched on.

[lovemydog]

2. Not me!

I'm not into cat pictures and avoid arguments online. Others may fess up.

[sarge43]

3. I'm still astounded that such a device exists.

Was a time not that long ago when for most of us the only source of information was a decent library within travel distance.

[warrior1]

4. From just the title of your post

I thought you were going to say they answer is a library card.

[Lasher]

5. LOL, I thought about changing that part.

But I just shared it as I found it.

[warrior1]

6. .