A straight white male totally cut me off in traffic this morning.

[Orrex]

Doesn't that bastard know who I am?

[Xyzse]

1. Orrex the Destroyer

-Burninator of the Oil in the Pan
-Devourer of the Infinite Twinkies
-Demolisher of all Lego Structures

Am I close?

[Orrex]

3. Whoa.

Get out of my brain.

[edbermac]

2. Get it in gear, punk!

Don't you know who I am??

[In_The_Wind]

8. I know who you are!

You're the guy who gave a middle finger salute while I was working in Massachusetts this week.

Man, you sure get around.

[Dr. Strange]

4. How could he cut you off...

if he was going straight?

Your witness, counselor.

[Orrex]

6. Just wait till I catch you on The Divisionist

Or whatever that other site is called.

[orleans]

7. why IS it called "divisionist?" n/t

[Orrex]

9. Because "The Multiplicationist" sounded silly.

[orleans]

12. lol. you're right. it does sound silly.

the divisionist sounds like a member of a religious cult:

the branch divisionists.

[steve2470]

5. another straight white male with a gun under your seat ?

[Orrex]

10. Well, I hope it was a gun.

[steve2470]

11. oops meant gun under HIS seat lol nt

[Orrex]

13. Whew! Otherwise he would have had me over a barrel.

[raccoon]

14. Maybe he was Crake. nt