Kitty Carpet!

[hermetic]

No, it's not to put next to the litter box. Instead.................

a triangle of stick-on fake hair you can use if your wax job went awry.

In a nutshell...Revive the 70s with your own mustache: a merkin! For the prodigal hippie, the French-web-footed-prostitute-in-another-life, and the woman who wants to bring some spice into the bedroom, the wait is over! Long gone are the days of picking up hairs from the bathroom floor and saving them to make your own merkin. Now you can buy a rug for Mrs. Downstairs in the color you want, cut it to the shape you need, and experience life to the fullest.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B006JFA8AM?ie=UTF8&camp=213733&creative=393177&creativeASIN=B006JFA8AM&linkCode=shr&tag=thebloggess-20&linkId=O4T6TQWTOLEFFBKS&qid=1400611620&sr=8-1&keywords=kitty+carpet

Better hurry. Only 2 left in stock as I post this.

Customer Review: from a man's perspective...
I like to wear this on my hand when I'm lonely. One time, I put it on my face but my jaw got sore.


I was laughing so hard as I read about this over at The Bloggess, my cat came over to see if I was okay.

[Earth_First]

1. I'm glad to see there is no "Used Available From..." option... nt

[hermetic]

2. Yet, anyway...

Does say "Infinitely reusable."

:shudder:

[NV Whino]

3. It does say, free returns.