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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsStarted my day with the sweet smell of a newly risen Sun basking the Earth with radiant parentage
I stood next to my motorbike, taking in the effervescent tingling of post-dawn anticipation. Then, as I cast my left leg over the seat of the mechanical steed, I was met with the crisp, clean sound of my pant's crotch ripping in twain.
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Started my day with the sweet smell of a newly risen Sun basking the Earth with radiant parentage (Original Post)
Gravitycollapse
May 2014
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Manifestor_of_Light
(21,046 posts)1. A day without fusion is a day without sunshine.
I hope your day improved!!!
mackerel
(4,412 posts)2. LOL!
calimary
(80,693 posts)3. But you made it sound so poetic...
shenmue
(38,501 posts)4. Oopsie
lame54
(35,130 posts)5. How's that new thesaurus working out for you?
Gravitycollapse
(8,155 posts)6. It's going...ummm...hold on...stupendously and...oh, magnificently.
Yeah, both those things.
Skittles
(152,963 posts)7. you want I should kick your ripped crotch ass, Gravidtycollapse?
LEMME AT YOU!!!