List of acceptable words and terms, please.
I'm confused. I very seldom see anything hidden by a jury in the Lounge. I believe it's because LynnSin hasn't posted a list. Once we have a list of what we're allowed to say, we can invite the jury in to chastise us appropriately. Let's face it, some of you need a good chastising. 
I'll start it off. From this point on the word "ginger" is no longer acceptable when in reference to a redhead. We shall from this day forth be referred to as Freakin' Awesome People. FAPs, if you prefer. There will be no more debate on whether or not we have souls. Frankly, my soul, or lack of, is none of your business. Please keep your religious views out of my body. If I choose to have a soul I will take one.
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Why Fresca? And, did they put that in their ads? 
I found this:
"At least since the last century, in part because of the prohibition of birth control in many countries, women have douched with various substances, probably including the one below, to attempt to accomplish some or all three of these objectives."
http://www.mum.org/fresca.htm
Maybe we should send Mrs. Santorum a case of Fresca.
Edit to add: Uncomfortable? Possibly. Definitely tingly. 
No offense, ladies, but honestly, I think biology has dealt you a cruel hand.
But, "that thing" is funny lookin'. Useful, but...yeah. 
..."cocksucker" was hidden. I think it was the context, though. I believe "motherfucker" was hidden, as well. "Tits" would be alerted, but probably not hidden. They're breasts, damnit!!! 
George Carlin would be our Trumad. Forever getting posts hidden. Enough that when he said something interesting or profound, no one would know. We sure could use him here.
It's starting to feel like I'm in grade-school, here. I'm not sure what is acceptable and am often confused as to why one word is alertable, but not another.
But, ENOUGH of this whining!! It's Friday, my kid will be moving here Wednesday, it's a beautiful day in AZ, CaliforniaPeggy is doing well, and, and...um...SOMETHING!! 
I figure it this way -- I'm fifty fucking four years old. I'll use whatever 'swears' I want.
And on that note.....
Because I know that you can't cross my threshold unless I invite you in, so there!
So take your sorry FAP'ing ass off my porch, and get down the road.
Go bother taterguy or something.
You'll invite us in and beg us to steal your soul. We already have Taterguy's soul..and his little dog's, too.
That...is AWESOME!!! Thank you. I now feel validated. 
I love this!!!
Fuck political correctness.
