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Related: Culture Forums, Support Forumsi have a cold & don't feel well. can someone give me some chicken soup?
and sing me soft kitty?
whistler162
(11,155 posts)the Internet when they are sick and spreading their diseased bits around.
orleans
(34,048 posts)and i found a can of chicken noodle soup in the back of the cupboard
(i looked earlier & didn't see it--so that was a happy surprise)
btw--we get on the internet to whine--no one else in real life cares or will listen. sadly.
(my daughter has better things to do than to come over & catch my cold & bring me hot soup. things like...? i have no clue what the hell she's doing...)
annabanana
(52,791 posts)orleans
(34,048 posts)Joe Shlabotnik
(5,604 posts)but I have my own problems right now. Shits getting pretty weird.
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fizzgig
(24,146 posts)i'll save you a piece to have with your soup.
feel better
orleans
(34,048 posts)thank you for thinking of me and saving me a piece.
Rhiannon12866
(205,161 posts)orleans
(34,048 posts)Rhiannon12866
(205,161 posts)Try and get some good rest.
Fortinbras Armstrong
(4,473 posts)Last edited Sun Jul 13, 2014, 10:28 AM - Edit history (1)
The noodles are complete mush.
Here is a recipe for egg noodles, enough for one pot of chicken soup:
5 ounces flour (1 1/4 cup if you don't have a scale)
1 whole egg
2 egg yolks
Keep the extra egg whites. If the dough is too dry, you have some liquid to add. If it's too wet, add flour. No, that isnt too much egg. Incidentally, egg whites freeze very well.
Put the flour in a mound on the table and make a well in the center. Put the eggs and yolks in the well and start mixing them together. When the dough has formed, knead it for at least five minutes, ten would be even better. It is impossible to over-knead this dough.
You can cheat and use either a stand mixer or a food processor. If you use a stand mixer, start with the flat beater until the dough comes together and then switch to the dough hook. Mix the dough for at least five minutes.
However, I prefer to knead by hand, since the way the dough feels tell you if it is too dry or too wet, and if it is kneaded enough. When it feels smooth and all (or almost all) the flour has been taken into the dough, it is kneaded enough.
Wrap it in plastic film or put it into a covered bowl and let it rest for at least 15 minutes; half an hour is better, and two hours is not too long. You may read that this rest is to "relax the gluten," but the real reason is to allow the flour to absorb the liquid. The dough will be far easier to work after it has rested.
If you have a pasta rolling machine, cut the dough into two or more pieces and run it through. The first few times through, fold the dough on itself and keep running through the number 1 setting until you have a smooth dough; three or four times should do. If it sticks to the rollers, then dust it with some flour. Then increase the setting and run it through each one. Number 6 should probably be the last setting.
If you do not have a pasta machine, take out the rolling pin and start rolling. You want to end up with dough so thin you can see through it. Cut it into pieces about half an inch wide. Incidentally, I use a plastic pizza cutter to cut pasta, as it will not scratch the surface I am cutting on.
This will cook in under a minute.