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It's Friday and time for what may be the weirdest headline ever published in the WashPo.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/07/24/there-is-a-lizard-sex-satellite-floating-in-space-and-russia-no-longer-has-it-under-control/
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Lounge Lizards in Spaaaaaaacccce (Original Post)
sarge43
Jul 2014
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pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)1. Give that headline writer a bonus!
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)2. Danged perverts
The plan: To observe their mating activities in the zero-gravity conditions of Earth orbit. Several other earthly creatures, including plants and insects, were also placed on board for experiments.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)5. When debris from the spaceship eventually is found...
..it may take some time for them to realize that "VYER" isn't its full name: VOYEUR.
denem
(11,045 posts)3. "Mission control has lost the ability to control it,
never had the ability to control it, do not control anything, there is no mission and no geckos are Russian". RT
sarge43
(28,940 posts)4. If they're teenage geckos, nope, no controlling them. nt
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)6. No worries.
They're insured by GEICO
csziggy
(34,131 posts)7. Has anyone told David Ickes?
This has to be a Reptilian plot! By the time those geckos come down, what with radiation, time dilation and whatnot, they will look like this:
And be ready to take over the Earth!