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http://bookriot.com/2013/07/17/top-20-books-you-pretend-to-have-read/828 readers completed the survey, listing 412 unique titles. Weve got a lot of dead white guys on this list, and only 3 contemporary titles. Of them, two are massive commercial successes that penetrated mainstream culture (Harry Potter and Fifty Shades) and which many people have likely pretended to read in order to participate in conversations. The other (Infinite Jest) is regarded as a Great Work in literary circles, so its appearance on this list makes sense given Book Riots readership, even if its not as recognizable not-so-hardcore book nerds. At least, thats my take.
Check out the list below and tell us what you make of it, wont ya? (Click here to see the full set of responses.)
Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen (85 mentions)
Ulysses by James Joyce
Moby-Dick by Herman Melville
War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy
The Bible
1984 by George Orwell
The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien
The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James
Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky
Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte
Great Expectations by Charles Dickens
Harry Potter (series) by J.K. Rowling
A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens (21 mentions)
Why would anyone pretend to have read 50 Shades of Dreck?!
onehandle
(51,122 posts)At least that's what I claim...
Initech
(100,043 posts)arcane1
(38,613 posts)Art_from_Ark
(27,247 posts)arcane1
(38,613 posts)Initech
(100,043 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)1984, LotR, Catcher in the Rye, Catch-22, To Kill A Mockingbird, and most of Harry Potter (my boss in Hawai'i was my supplier; when she switched to audio books mid-series, I was cut off )
Coventina
(27,064 posts)I was a HP fan, but no longer.
Terrible, terrible finale for the series.
So, in a way I envy you. You stopped while it was still fun.
cemaphonic
(4,138 posts)"But that's the best one!"
And I agree - the Harry Potter series kept getting steadily better right up to the penultimate one, but the final book was terrible. With all of the stuff left to tie up, she added a whole other set of McGuffins to chase after (long past the point where such devices are even necessary) and then killed the pacing dead by having the main characters go camping for what seemed like half of the book.
OffWithTheirHeads
(10,337 posts)JimDandy
(7,318 posts)Tuesday Afternoon
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Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
The Bible
The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien
Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte
I have tried to read David Foster Wallace ... dude is way too wordy for my taste. Hemingway is more my style.
Tom_Foolery
(4,691 posts)Why isn't it on the list?
BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)CanSocDem
(3,286 posts)...to have read Great Expectations for an English class. I also pretended to have read Beyond Freedom and Dignity by BF Skinner for an educ psychology class.
I still haven't read them but I have stopped saying 'I have...'.
This would be the first time I've announced it to the world.
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valerief
(53,235 posts)ailsagirl
(22,887 posts)NV Whino
(20,886 posts)If I could have kept the characters straight, I would have finished War and Peace, but .
redwitch
(14,941 posts)As each one has a dozen or so nicknames. Drove me crazy! I didn't finish it either.
Jenoch
(7,720 posts)50 Shades of Grey or Harry Potter. In fact, if I had read them, I would lie and claim to have not read them.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)Jenoch
(7,720 posts)I looked it up.
LWolf
(46,179 posts)No pretending. All but 50 shades and Infinite Jest.
I'm sure there's something out there I've pretended to have read, but I can't think of what it would be.
Coventina
(27,064 posts)Ones I have read:
Pride and Prejudice (I've read ALL of Austen's stuff, Emma is my favorite, non-fantasy novel)
The Bible
Lord of the Rings - many times, one of my all time favs.
The Great Gatsby - had to read it in high school. Thought it was a massive bore. It's not a young persons's novel. You have to be old enough to be cynical to get anything out of it, I think.
Anna Karenina - I thought some parts were fantastic, others seemed to really drag.
To Kill A Mockingbird - I think this is the great American Novel. This, and no other.
Crime and Punishment - I found it difficult, but super rewarding.
Harry Potter - loved books 1-5. book 6 was uneven. Book 7 ruined everything. Wish I had stopped at 5.
antiquie
(4,299 posts)progressoid
(49,952 posts)antiquie
(4,299 posts)we even used card catalogs at the library to complete our bibliographies.
ohnoyoudidnt
(1,858 posts)niyad
(113,095 posts)raptor_rider
(1,014 posts)I had a good list going of books that I have read. I'm on my iPad right not, however I can tell you I've ready most of bothe Stephen King, and Dean Koontz. All of Harry Potter and Twilight. (Yes, I have a teen daughter, however has not touched the grey series.)
I grew up reading Mr. King and Mr. Koontz. Also Mary Clark. All great writers!!!
raptor_rider
(1,014 posts)I read!! I'd rather do that than watch tv, then it'll be taking away from my kids. Once I get reading, I'm in another world!!!
ailsagirl
(22,887 posts)But not those books. I just about died of boredom when we had to read Moby Dick in college. UGH!!!
(Well, some of them are OK (i.e., To Kill a Mockingbird)
Give me Shakespeare any day. I know he's a poet and a playwright (and hasn't written books, as such), but he's tops, in my book.
raptor_rider
(1,014 posts)I'd spend as many hours that I could!!!
He was a sweetie, with a twist!!!
ailsagirl
(22,887 posts)Never does it become dull and to be able to quote The Bard (when apropos) is heaven!
"sigh"
raptor_rider
(1,014 posts)I do love me so love me some Shakespeare!!!
ailsagirl
(22,887 posts)raptor_rider
(1,014 posts)Chan790
(20,176 posts)In a more civilized world where it would have represented a real career with decent pay and prestige I'd have become a Professor of Literature, Humanities or Art History.
Edit: In a quick scan of the longer list of all 412 "books" (some responses are actually authors and there's a few presumably non-serious responses like "car usage manual" there's about a total of 20 I haven't read.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)Why??
raptor_rider
(1,014 posts)N/T
Chan790
(20,176 posts)I'm going to link to the previous answer which spans two posts even though it seems a bit academic and pretentious.
Short answer: I think it's both disingenuous and sophistic to criticize works that one has not read/watched/experienced...so I read things I know going in that I am going to hate. I read E.L. James for the same reason I read Ayn Rand...so that I had a detailed and in-depth experience of what I was going to be critical of. As a further note, it was so bad that I abandoned it...but that in-itself is a valid experience of a creative work.
Part 1: http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=5301209
In response to a response to Part 1
Part 2: http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=5303469
Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)bluesbassman
(19,361 posts)Best use I ever found for it.
Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)LynneSin
(95,337 posts)BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)I got interested in Sci-fi after that & started reading Asimov, Farmer..etc.
mackerel
(4,412 posts)start saying you've finished Finnegan's Wake well ....
Chan790
(20,176 posts)If I ever win the lottery, I'm going back to school for an English Ph.D. My doctoral dissertation will probably be on James Joyce or Roberto Bolaño in some form. I really love difficult long slice-of-life novels.
mackerel
(4,412 posts)Chan790
(20,176 posts)I've attended Bloomsday parties (Lit nerds tend to have lit nerd friends) but never any of the large celebrations like the one in Dublin or even the one in Wilmington, NC.
kentauros
(29,414 posts)And to be perfectly honest, I haven't read (or finished reading) any in that list. The "classics" never interested me much. Although I did like Homer's "The Odyssey" when I had to read it in university.
I prefer science fiction, especially that from the "Golden Age." Oh wait. I forgot. Classicists don't consider "sci-fi" to be literature
Fearless
(18,421 posts)Glorfindel
(9,720 posts)I started and discarded "Crime and Punishment" and "Anna Karenina." I read about four pages of "Ulysses" and decided it was verbal vomit. I have no interest in "Fifty Shades of Grey." I may read "Infinite Jest" one of these days. I have read all the rest, some several times (Tolkien, Lee). "A Tale of Two Cities" is my favorite novel ever.
surrealAmerican
(11,358 posts)... and parts of two others. I never did make it through Moby Dick, and I've been "meaning to" read The Great Gatsby for many years - maybe this will be the year I do.
Glorfindel
(9,720 posts)seaglass
(8,171 posts)The Double Bind.
I liked The Great Gatsby but preferred The Double Bind.
http://www.chrisbohjalian.com/the-double-bind
joeybee12
(56,177 posts)Actually, haven't read Infinte Jest
Refuse to read 50 Shades mainly because run-away hits are always crap
Read the first Harry Potter, started the second, thought I was reading the first again...JK had quite the scam going, don't you think?
Still Blue in PDX
(1,999 posts)I read Wuthering Heights, Jane Eyre, and 1984.
I attempted to read The Lord of the Rings in high school but never got through the third book. Watched the first film and remembered why I never finished the books.
I read the Reader's Digest Condensed version of To Kill a Mockingbird.
I read the whole Bible and became a pagan. I was intrigued by those other gods that aren't supposed to come before the biblical one.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)That's why I never finished the series; my boss would give me the books as she finished them, but she switched to audio books in mid-series. Some commenters have noted that the last two sucked, anyway.
NewJeffCT
(56,828 posts)Catcher in the Rye.
I know I've read 1984, Lord of the Rings, Anna Karenina, To Kill a Mockingbird and Harry Potter.
bikebloke
(5,260 posts)But only 2 or 3 of the Harry Potter series. Why pretend? Just read them whenever.
MattSh
(3,714 posts)Finished
War and Peace
1984
Started and might have finished - don't remember (it's been a long time)!
Moby-Dick
The Great Gatsby
Great Expectations
A Tale of Two Cities
sakabatou
(42,141 posts)Kaleva
(36,260 posts)jrandom421
(1,000 posts)except for 50 Shades of Grey, all but two of them before 9th Grade.
Spider Jerusalem
(21,786 posts)And the Bible (which I only read in parts).
Infinite Jest is great if a bit dense and discursive in its prose style, at times (and with odd bits that are straight ripoffs of other writers; there's a whole section that's basically plaigarised from Red Dragon, by Thomas Harris), and I had to read it with two bookmarks because it has c.100 or so pages of notes at the back.
Tom Ripley
(4,945 posts)I have no interest in either genre
Iggo
(47,537 posts)And to be fair, the bible's really a reference book nowadays, isn't it?
Jamaal510
(10,893 posts)That book was too long for me to read as an 11 year old. I couldn't even get through 1/4 of it.
sinkingfeeling
(51,438 posts)heard of Infinite Jest.
Raffi Ella
(4,465 posts)I tried to read Fifty Shades this week, omg. I cannot believe anyone read that book through. seriously!?
I haven't read Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings or the Bible or War & Peace, those type of books don't interest me. But Anna Karenina, Catcher in the Rye, To Kill a Mockingbird, Great Expectations, The Great Gatsby, Pride & Prejudice and books like those I have read.
Beyond the books on this list, I've also read a lot of European history books, and Foucault's pendulum. I love European history, I'm fascinated by the Knights Templar et al, and the Kings and Queens and Architecture and Castles of that region. I have a lot of gorgeous old leather bound books about those subjects that were passed down to me from my Grandfather.
Lydia Leftcoast
(48,217 posts)and I don't remember them very well.