Listening to Pink Floyd this morning

[Bucky]

Is there any short narrative in the English language that could not be improved
upon by tacking "and the worms ate into his brains" on the end of it?

[Tobin S.]

1. I cannot think of one, Bucky.

Such is the genius of the Floyd.

[Ron Obvious]

2. Wish you were here was the first CD I bought...

And I was amazed by the soft, clear tinkling sounds I heard that I'd never really noticed before listening to the LP. I marvelled at the clarity of the new audio revolution.

I listened to it again on mp3 the other day. I had to really strain to hear the tinkling sounds. Well, at least I can still listen to the CD or a flac...

[Dr. Strange]

3. Let's give it a whirl.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. And the worms ate into his brains.

Yeah, not bad.

[Marie Marie]

4. Explains Louie Gomert?

And remember, if you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat??

[Doc_Technical]

5. One of these Days

(I'm going to cut you into little pieces)

[LynneSin]

6. That could be the new Fortune Cookie add-on

and the worms ate into his brains

You know where you read take whatever fortune cookie message you get and add 'in bed' to the end of it.

http://www.fortunecookiemessage.com/

'Elegent Surroundings will soon be yours'....in bed.

Instead it would be

'Elegent Surroundings will soon be yours'....and the worms ate into his brains

[Bucky]

7. perfect

I'm stealing this idea