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LynneSin

(95,337 posts) Mon Feb 27, 2012, 10:49 AM Feb 2012

* Opens up the DU Bar and puts a sign out front....*

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*** Opens up the DU Bar and puts a sign out front....*** (Original Post) LynneSin Feb 2012 OP

I'll take a slow comfortable screw up against the wall and between the sheets. HopeHoops Feb 2012 #1

When I bartended (this was in 1980), if a woman ordered a slow comfortable screw "correctly"... MiddleFingerMom Feb 2012 #2

I scored a slow comfortable screw at a bar when I was 19. HopeHoops Feb 2012 #6

My imaginary friends were all teetotalers siligut Feb 2012 #3

I can drunk and blame it on my imaginary friends. RiffRandell Feb 2012 #4

. nolabear Feb 2012 #5

Fine, fine, fine, fine movie. MiddleFingerMom Feb 2012 #8

My imaginary friends always get kicked out for smoking. geardaddy Feb 2012 #7

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

1. I'll take a slow comfortable screw up against the wall and between the sheets.

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Mon Feb 27, 2012, 11:15 AM

Feb 2012

(Actual drink, by the way)

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

2. When I bartended (this was in 1980), if a woman ordered a slow comfortable screw "correctly"...

Reply to HopeHoops (Reply #1)

Mon Feb 27, 2012, 12:48 PM

Feb 2012

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... it was almost always a successful preamble to, "So...
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... wanna fuck"?
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Times were so much simpler then.
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I liked bartending.
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HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

6. I scored a slow comfortable screw at a bar when I was 19.

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #2)

Mon Feb 27, 2012, 01:20 PM

Feb 2012

The bartender was hot - I mean REALLY hot. I went up for a second one and she asked for my ID. I got a beer instead (18 was legal for beer at the time).