Man fined for pretending to be ghost in Portsmouth cemetery

[rug]

Police spokesman says witnesses complained about Anthony Stallard 'throwing his arms in the air and saying woooooo'



Press Association
The Guardian, Thursday 7 August 2014 09.21 EDT

A man has been fined for pretending to be a ghost and other rowdy behaviour in a cemetery.

Anthony Stallard pleaded guilty at Portsmouth magistrates court to using threatening or abusive words or behaviour likely to cause distress.

The court heard that the 24-year-old had been out drinking with friends when they went to Kingston cemetery in Portsmouth, where they started to play football.

A Hampshire police spokesman said that witnesses complained to police about Stallard's rowdy behaviour and his pretending to be a ghost.

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/aug/07/man-fined-pretending-to-be-ghost-portsmouth-cemetery-anthony-stallard

I bet that's pinboy's real name.

[onehandle]

1. Boo! nt

[rug]

2. It's "wooo!"

Get with the program.

[The Second Stone]

3. And he would have got away with it too

if it hadn't been for those meddling kids. That he murdered and kept in the grounds house as taxodermy.

[pinboy3niner]

4. He got Ghostbusted

[Art_from_Ark]

5. But did he turn into a giant Stay-Puft man?

That's what I want to know.
Or maybe I don't.

[pinboy3niner]

6. Irrelevant. Now there's a pill for that.

[clarice]

10. He must have been three sheets to the wind. nt

[brachism]

7. Scooby-Doo

and he would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids...



Darn it... Someone beat me too it.

[orleans]

8. something similar took place in a new york library only no one got arrested

[Orrex]

9. You have to admire his spirit in this grave undertaking.

[clarice]

11. That's spooky...I'm going to check all the cemeteries in my area bi location