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a concerned citizen posts on Facebook asking if anyone knows whose pig is that running loose in town. In responses to the post, it is made known that the pig has been caught and was brought to the local animal shelter.
You know you live in a small town when the village employee drives the town's Ford tractor thru your yard and the neighbors yards as he stops at the homes to read the water meters. His excuse was that his ATV four wheeler, which is what he usually drove on our yards with, had a flat.
edgineered
(2,101 posts)of the local paper (before Facebook) read: POT FOUND IN KITCHEN FIRE
We knew we were in BFE and laughed, until learning that Charlie got busted for it!
mackerel
(4,412 posts)when she tells you about her AA meetings and she doesn't even use their last names. LOL
Skittles
(153,122 posts)oh wait, that's Foxworthy
Skittles
(153,122 posts)and she responds, "Say hi to Linda for me."
stolen from a comic
alarimer
(16,245 posts)It wasn't in the town I live in, but in a community nearby, whose paper only comes out once a week.
Kaleva
(36,259 posts)When I was in the Navy, I subscribed to the local weekly paper to keep up with the news.
I should have kept that copy. My shipmates got a big kick out of that one.
Baitball Blogger
(46,684 posts)Creative writing along with a real understanding of the person they're writing about.
mackerel
(4,412 posts)taken residence just on the outskirts of town.
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)that the Police Department, electric department, (only) voting venue, Senior center, mini-theater, and town offices are in the same building.
For real.
Baitball Blogger
(46,684 posts)...a government employee is found on the side of the road in a ditch and his government car is rolled with empties tossed in the backseat and he gets off because he wasn't found drunk behind the wheel of the car.
...a woman gets repeatedly harassed by a public servant and instead of getting rid of the public servant, she is offered a relocation outside of the county.
Anecdotal, of course.
tk2kewl
(18,133 posts)Brother Buzz
(36,389 posts)You borrow YOUR ladder from your neighbor.....and return it when you're done.
Jamaal510
(10,893 posts)-some of the streets aren't even lit as you walk home at night.
-there is only one stoplight in the entire town.
-there is only 1 local TV news station.
-the only major fast food chains it has available are a McDonald's and a Round Table.
-it is quiet enough at night to hear the frogs and crickets.
-there are no nightclubs (just a few bars on the plaza).
-the Greyhound bus comes there just once daily.
-there are no longer any functioning railroad tracks.
-the nearest airport is a regional airport.
rurallib
(62,387 posts)and by the time she walks the 5 more blocks home, you have a neighbor in your house to watch her til she comes home.
I never understood why she thought she was supposed to come home that day, but the sitter called and said she kept on walking while the others stopped. She called me, I called the neighbor, an 8th grader, who was in our home when our daughter got home. The 8th grader stayed until I got home about an hour later.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)All we had was a Motel 5.
(Stolen from folk/rock singer/songwriter Pete Kennedy of The Kennedys.)
LeftofObama
(4,243 posts)if the clerk had a description of the robber the clerk said, "It was Dave!"
My town is so boring that our high school colors are brown and beige.
There was a guy who robbed a local bank. Even though the bank robber wore a ski mask, everyone at the scene recognized the get away car so all the police had to do was drive straight to the car owners home and arrest one of the world's dumbest criminals.
politicat
(9,808 posts)Nt
trof
(54,256 posts)"Hi, John."
Has happened more than once.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,615 posts)While we were en route the owner called to tell us she'd be away for the evening but the room keys would be on a hook by the front desk. Sure enough, when we got there the place was unlocked and unattended and the room keys were on the hook. We just let ourselves in.
Kaleva
(36,259 posts)Mr.Bill
(24,253 posts)is at the bowling alley. This was actually true for awhile where I live.
Now it's at the lumber yard.