A promise never broken is a strange thing indeed.

[taterguy]

A certain DUer promised to send me some Pepsi.

I'm still thirsty.


Really fucking thirsty.

[antiquie]

1. Can't send a posse to anonymous.

[taterguy]

3. All I wanted was a Pepsi

Delivered to my top-secret hide-out that may or may not be somewhere in between Corolla and Silver Lake.

Is that too frickin' much to ask?

[antiquie]

4. That's in the Rosette Nebula, I believe.

[kwassa]

6. what are you doing in California?

oh, I'm sorry.

That was Corona and Silver Lake.

[Wait Wut]

2. Do you have an attorney?

A verbal contract can be binding, depending on the state. The state you live in, not your mental state.

Go drink some water. Pepsi is bad for you. Not only that, but it will only temporarily quench your thirst. You'll just be thirstier later.

[kwassa]

5. well, that just says it all.

He's out there swilling Pepsi, and you're left high and dry.

What has DU become?

[taterguy]

7. Who said it was a he?

[kwassa]

12. I did. No woman could commit this crime.

[pinboy3niner]

13. In Arizona it's not a felony; just a Pepsi Colany

[kwassa]

14. Is this like an enema?

[pinboy3niner]

15. You may be confusing it with a High Colany

Apples and oranges.

[kwassa]

17. Apples and oranges enema?

sounds a little ... fruity?

[pinboy3niner]

18. I would have gone with painful

But that's just me.

[kwassa]

19. Not if you have a juicer.

Think smoothie.

[pinboy3niner]

20. When I think of smoothies...

...I don't think of the kind that go in both ends. But that's just me.

[kwassa]

21. Smooth in, smooth out. What could be better?

[pinboy3niner]

22. Sorry, it's just my disability talking

I only have taste buds on one end. But, just between you and me, I kinda prefer it that way.

[kwassa]

24. all you need to do is to stick your head up your ....

special place where the sun never shines, a place where many have inserted their heads,

and use the very taste buds you were born with!

Problem solved.

[pinboy3niner]

25. Just because that works for you...

...doesn't mean you're not full of shit.

[pinboy3niner]

8. Alerting. This is a Kali-out!

[In_The_Wind]

9. Bingo!

[Ptah]

10. It's a metaguy post

Alert alert alert

[pinboy3niner]

11. Actually, I think Kali would be happy to deliver

I hear she has something she'd love to show him.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025346123#post11

[Skittles]

16. you want I should kick some Pepsi-promising ass, taterguy?

LEMME AT THEM!!!

[taterguy]

28. Yes

[Kali]

23. WTF?

I gave it to you. Wait, that wasn't you was it? OH SHIT.

Hang on, I will be right there with a new one.







By right there, I mean probably sometime. Maybe. Sooner or later.

[taterguy]

29. That really chafes my hyde.

You came all the way to NC and gave it to the wrong fucking guy?

Why the fuck do you think I went to the trouble of giving you a secret password, er, safeword.


When the fuck should I expect you?

I'll leave the fucking light on for you.

NOT!

[pinboy3niner]

30. It seems your delivery lacked precision. Next time...

...send it by drone.

[Wounded Bear]

26. I think he got tied up...

trying to deliver the beer and travel money to that other guy.

[pinboy3niner]

27. LOL!