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riqster

(13,986 posts) Mon Aug 18, 2014, 12:50 PM Aug 2014

I want Gay Married Couples to be able to protect their Marijuana plants with Guns.

...while vaping, eating Olive Garden takeout and playing with their pit bulls, attired in the pajamas they wore to Wal-Mart.

I think that covers almost everything.

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I want Gay Married Couples to be able to protect their Marijuana plants with Guns. (Original Post) riqster Aug 2014 OP

Hey! What about the straight couples, for that matter the single people too. In_The_Wind Aug 2014 #1

I guess we're SOL. Dang. I'm straight. Guess I shot myself in the foot there.... riqster Aug 2014 #3

Ya kinda got my foot too. In_The_Wind Aug 2014 #5

Well, yeah. It was a bird-brained OP, so it seemed to fit. riqster Aug 2014 #7

You made me laugh. That's a great way to start any week. In_The_Wind Aug 2014 #9

Good for you, and the koi! riqster Aug 2014 #10

It's the light at the end of a dark tunnel ... In_The_Wind Aug 2014 #17

Glad things are looking up. riqster Aug 2014 #19

WHILE VAPING? Iggo Aug 2014 #2

Better to be vaping than vapid, I say. riqster Aug 2014 #4

Just so long as they aen't left handed! whistler162 Aug 2014 #6

Nothing sinister will be tolerated. riqster Aug 2014 #8

attired in the pajamas they wore to Wal-Mart. After going whale hunting. nt clarice Aug 2014 #11

And serving whale steaks on pure ivory plates. riqster Aug 2014 #14

You forgot while eating cornflake chicken. geardaddy Aug 2014 #12

Cooked in a turkey frier. riqster Aug 2014 #15

... geardaddy Aug 2014 #18

Unless they can make their chicken with cornflakes while listening to Nickelback... LynneSin Aug 2014 #13

Will Coldplay suffice? riqster Aug 2014 #16

I hope someone is breast feeding...n/t 2theleft Aug 2014 #20

No nipple posts!1!! pinboy3niner Aug 2014 #21

You should try to stay abreast of the news. riqster Aug 2014 #23

"Scuse me while I whip this out." riqster Aug 2014 #22

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

1. Hey! What about the straight couples, for that matter the single people too.

Reply to riqster (Original post)

Mon Aug 18, 2014, 12:53 PM

Aug 2014

What are we ... chopped liver.

riqster

(13,986 posts)

3. I guess we're SOL. Dang. I'm straight. Guess I shot myself in the foot there....

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #1)

Mon Aug 18, 2014, 12:56 PM

Aug 2014

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

5. Ya kinda got my foot too.

Reply to riqster (Reply #3)

Mon Aug 18, 2014, 01:02 PM

Aug 2014

Were you using birdshot?

riqster

(13,986 posts)

7. Well, yeah. It was a bird-brained OP, so it seemed to fit.

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #5)

Mon Aug 18, 2014, 01:05 PM

Aug 2014

I'm a good guy with a keyboard, stopping the bad guy with a keyboard, yup.

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

9. You made me laugh. That's a great way to start any week.

Reply to riqster (Reply #7)

Mon Aug 18, 2014, 01:14 PM

Aug 2014

I just found out the bridge job that destroyed (ok, seriously delayed) my dreams this summer will be completed in October. I'm a happy camper today ... cause I also spotted two kio in my pond that I thought were history.

riqster

(13,986 posts)

10. Good for you, and the koi!

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #9)

Mon Aug 18, 2014, 01:25 PM

Aug 2014

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

17. It's the light at the end of a dark tunnel ...

Reply to riqster (Reply #10)

Mon Aug 18, 2014, 02:41 PM

Aug 2014

The bridge reconstruction rerouted all truck loads over 8' 6" wide.
Surprise surprise ... I was on a unplanned vacation this summer.
As things return to normal I'll be able to put aside funds we'll need to get through this winter.
I was seriously getting worried as my attempt at job hunting isn't working out at all.
Not even a nibble.