Was this ever given as an answer to "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

[NightWatcher]

I wanna cram commuters onto already crowded subway trains

[Chan790]

1. It does sound like something my youngest brother would say, possibly.

He's a bit of a sadist. He also wrote an essay in 7th grade about why the teacher's aide (who was a monster, I know...I had her too. She did not belong in the classroom.) deserved to be forced into early retirement. (She took it as a death threat. It wasn't...it was the tagline of a commercial for investment products.) He's always found the productive value in doing unpleasant things to people for social-benefit reasons.

His current job aspiration is he wants to be a parole officer so he can revoke bad people back to prison. Shoving people onto trains would be up his alley.