Seriously who did write the book of love?

[LynneSin]

Sappy piece of crap writing

[Manifestor_of_Light]

1. I never liked American Pie, either.

Now as far as the book of love, you can go back to the Ars Amatoria of Ovid, written in 2 AD, and further back to the Kama Sutra, dated to the 200 BCE era.

[dawg]

2. Me.

Everyday.

Everyday.

Everyday I write the book.

[OrwellwasRight]

11. Which means . . .

Elvis Costello actually wrote the Book of Love!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. I wonder...

[In_The_Wind]

6. who

[gvstn]

4. Nick Lowe has been promising to write the book of HIS love for 30 years.

Sounds like a good read if he ever gets it done...

Now I can remember like it was only yesterday
Love was young and foolish like a little child at play
But oh how lovers change, I never dreamed how easily
'cause now I'm just a shadow of the boy I used to be

And when I write the book about my love
It will be about a man who's torn in half
About his hopes and ambitions wasted through the years
The pain will be written on every page in tears
When I write the book about my love

I was a fool to myself when I kept on runnin' around
And I fared little better when I tried settlin' down
Maybe some magic moment, I've never known one, not for long
For all too soon the magic is in a moment gone

And when I write the book about my love
It'll be a heartbreaking story about love and luck
When I get down on the pages all I felt
It will make the hardest-hearted of critics' hearts melt
When I write the book about my love

When I was young love was fun and I was so happy
I looked so good and I dressed so snappy
Two-tone shoes on my feet big old smile on my face
As I moved and grooved all over the place
Now I'm down in the heels my complexion is bad
'cause my love life is sadder than sad

And when I write the book about my love
It'll be a pop publication, tougher than tough
When I get down on the pages all I missed
It will shoot to the top of the best-sellers list
When I write the book about my love

[pinboy3niner]

5. I asked the witch doctor

Hope this helps...

[Special Prosciuto]

7. I think it was a girl named Rama Lama Ding Dong

[BlueJazz]

8. I think (?) it was these fellows. They pretty much sucked.

[KamaAina]

9. Raj from Big Bang to his girlfriend:

"Do you know the Kama Sutra? If you've ever wondered, wondered who wrote the book of love, it was us."

[WinkyDink]

10. Ovid.

[OrwellwasRight]

12. Apparently, it was Kathleen McGowan

[shenmue]

13. The Magnetic Fields

[rurallib]

14. Dick Cheney