You'll be laughing 'til the cows come home...

[pinboy3niner]

[Tobin S.]

1. Maybe if I was of a bovine mentality.

[pinboy3niner]

3. I would've steaked my life you were, Tobin

[Tobin S.]

4. I would steer clear of that assumption.

[pinboy3niner]

5. I see you were primed for that one

[Tobin S.]

6. I was udderly prepared.

[pinboy3niner]

8. I'm definitely getting outflanked here

[Tobin S.]

9. If you mess with the bull you get the horns.

[pinboy3niner]

10. You left out the #2 reason to stay away from bulls, lol!

[Tobin S.]

11. You win!

[pinboy3niner]

12. Naw, I only grazed you

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear pinboy!

*groan*

[pinboy3niner]

13. I herd that!

[rurallib]

7. That's Sweet, Timothy!

[pinboy3niner]

14. Nice! But you really should comb your hair before posting.

[pinboy3niner]

15. It behooves me to give this thread a kick

We have not yet begun to milk the possibilities here!

[pinboy3niner]

16. One cow came home, but we suspect it's an infiltrator taking advantage of the situation

Time to roundup the usual suspects.

[pinboy3niner]

17. Obviously Jimi loved milk. How else cud he play those curds so well?

[cyberswede]

30. I missed this reply before - I just skimmed the thread.

[pinboy3niner]

35. If there's one thing for which I can be relied upon, it's stock jokes. :)

[pinboy3niner]

18. C'mon people! You'd have to be out of your gored not to love this thread!

[Wounded Bear]

19. I always wondered...

where purple cows came from.

[pinboy3niner]

23. Well...

[Gidney N Cloyd]

20. There's only one correct way to end a thread full of cow jokes:

"Try the veal."

[pinboy3niner]

21. Go ahead, yak it up

We will not be buffaloed.

[hifiguy]

22. Did someone say

Yaks are still one of my favorite Lounge memes. An oldie but a goldie.

[pinboy3niner]

24. Reminds me of a friend of mine

When he takes off his shirt we tell him to take off the mohair sweater, too.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

26. Where's Mohair Sam??

For you whippersnappers, Mohair Sam was a song by Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs. They drove around in a hearse.

They also did the classic "Wooly Bully". Intellectual stuff.

[pinboy3niner]

33. Mohair Sam was a Charlie Rich hit :)

Mohair Sam Lyrics
(Written by Danny O'Keefe; recorded by Charlie Rich.)

Who is the hippie that's happenin' all over our town?
Tearin' up chicks with the message that he lays down
Who is the coolest guy, what is, what am?
That's fast-talkin' - slow walkin' - good-lookin' Mohair Sam

Chicks are makin reservations for his lovin' so fine (so fine)
Screamin' and shoutin' he's got 'em all waitin' in line
Who is the coolest guy, what is, what am?
That's fast-talkin' - slow walkin' - good-lookin' Mohair Sam

Who is the hippie that's happenin' all over our town?
Tearin' up chicks with the message that he lays down
Who is the coolest guy, what is, what am?
That's fast-talkin' - slow walkin' - good-lookin' Mohair Sam

[Manifestor_of_Light]

36. I don't listen to country.

In the old days you had Roy Clark and Chet Atkins who were fabulous guitarists. Now you got pedal steel guitar abuse and whiny nasal singers. Singing about how their beer has run out, the wife ran off, the huntin' dog ran off, and the pickup got repossessed or stolen.
BLECH!

[pinboy3niner]

38. It was a novelty rock song on the pop radio charts for a long time

It was covered by others, including Tom Jones. I don't think Sam the Sham ever covered it.

But in doing a quick check, I did discover one thing: Wooly Bully was about Sam's cat.

[pinboy3niner]

25. Okay, I loined my lesson

I'm gonna chuck this thread. Oh, wait. Nah, that will never happen. I'm going to stand my ground.

[Wounded Bear]

27. Hey, this is prime material...

Don't moove on so fast.

[pinboy3niner]

39. Thanks. I see now I need to buck up and not be cowed so easily.

I should just take this thing by the horns.

[clarice]

28. Com on Pinny you can't hide. nt

[clarice]

29. I was a farmer's daughter who wanted to become a nun but......

I couldn't keep my calves together.

[pinboy3niner]

42. To err is human; to forgive, bovine. nt

[cyberswede]

31. I always knew Jimi was outstanding in his field.

[pinboy3niner]

43. We should have known we couldn't put anything pasture

[pinboy3niner]

48. He was hard to find there...

...because he was always outtasight.

[LiberalEsto]

32. If only I had a coupla hits of that

Sigh.

[pinboy3niner]

51. It looks like your brand

[Art_from_Ark]

34. Well, this thread is pretty a-moo-sing

[pinboy3niner]

40. Well, we are al-lowed to have fun in the Lounge

[pinboy3niner]

37. I'm really tempted to bale on this thread

Too many fricking punsters making a holstein mess of it. I'm Diane here!

[pinboy3niner]

41. I went to a rural hospital ER once

When I arrived, they put me on a Guernsey.

[clarice]

44. Are you ribbing us? nt

[Wounded Bear]

45. I'd steak my reputation on it that he is...

[clarice]

46. He's a pain in the rump..isn't he? nt

[pinboy3niner]

47. There's no getting a round it

[clarice]

49. I felt that one in my loins sir.nt

[Ptah]

50. Purple Hays, all in my grain

[pinboy3niner]

52. Purple Hays...

[kentauros]

53. Purple Hays in A Green Haze