Rand Paul's hair

[shenmue]

What is it?

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	A freak accident
	0 (0%)
	One of those attachers from 'Alien'
	0 (0%)
	A very large piece of gum
	0 (0%)
	Syrup
	0 (0%)
	Chia Pet gone wrong
	1 (100%)
	Other (please explain)
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[pinboy3niner]

1. It was a gift

Kramer wasn't using it anymore.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. challenged The Trumpster's to a race.

[arcane1]

3. Other: as authentic as his opthalmology license

[Blue Owl]

4. All Rand is saying...

is give piece a chance...

[csziggy]

5. I like madamesilverspurs' road kill theory!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025443751

[Jamaal510]

6. In desperate need of hair gel and some brushing/combing,

if not a haircut.

[Warren DeMontague]

7. Merkin that got horribly lost

[Populist_Prole]

8. Creepiest part about his looks

It's not an accident I'm sure. It's a carefully cultivated uber yuppie look: He wants to look like a wheeling/dealing, big money prick.

[NV Whino]

9. Squirrel!

[geardaddy]

10. Road kill n/t

[hifiguy]

11. Someone sent him a dead, mostly dessicated wombat.

He took one look at it and had a taxidermist make him a toupee using the hide of said wombat?