I just stepped on my cat Brigid's foot!I

[Brigid]

I have spent the last five minutes apologizing profusely and begging forgiveness.

[In_The_Wind]

1. Do you think she'll hold out for a bribe before letting you off the hook?

[Brigid]

3. She might.

I think she knows there is tuna in the house.

[NJCher]

2. my cat Chubby

Practices pre-emptive yowling. I don't actually have to step on her toes. If I get within an inch, she screams like a banshee and runs from the room.

This kitty has a tendency to be over-dramatic.


Cher

[Brigid]

4. Brigid just sort of squeaked.

But oh, the kitteh glare!

[LiberalElite]

11. Yes, I've had the kitteh high beams trained on me - LOL

[LisaLynne]

5. My cat does that, too.

She is very dramatic.

[Skittles]

6. aw don't you hate that split-second look they give you.....

that infers you might have done it on purpose? THAT'S why we go so overboard with the apologies

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. One of my cats hisses if she thinks you might even get close

to stepping on her. I've never actually stepped on her but she gives me a big hiss and a glare if I step over her, like "Don't you even think of stepping on me with those big fat clumsy human feet!" *Hiss*

[shenmue]

8. Treats

U must give de treets.

[Yavin4]

9. You named your cat after yourself? n/t

[Brigid]

13. Actually, she had the name first.

She graciously allows me to use it as a screen name.

[LiberalElite]

10. When I step on one of my cat's feet -

they inevitably screech and it scares the hell out of me. I end up against the wall clutching my chest. Luckily I don't have a heart condition.

[GoCubsGo]

12. Been there. Done that.

I'm sure she'll forgive you by the end of the day. Sooner, if you give her some treats.

[blogslut]

14. The Meanest Cat in the World™

...used to attack blogslut jr. when I accidentally stepped on her. Now that blogslut jr. is on her own, The Meanest Cat in the World™ attacks me just because it's Wednesday or because I laugh too hard or I give up trying to figure her out.

[kentauros]

15. My cat would do the same thing to me.

He would hang around my feet sometimes, like when I was in the kitchen. The next thing I know, I've given myself a leg cramp trying to move away fast enough as he runs out of the room, and then I'm holding him, checking his foot, and he's like, "What? I forgive you. No big deal."

[Rhiannon12866]

16. I stepped on my dog's foot today.

Fortunately, I was wearing sneakers. I hate when that happens.

[fizzgig]

17. i kicked the dumb one earlier

she is a champ at being underfoot and she ran right under my feet. she was very indignant about it, but it was her own damn fault, so i didn't apologize. i'm a mean hoomin.

[whistler162]

18. Nice knowing you. Is your will up to date?