Post here and I will offend you

[LynneSin]

why not? It's the Thursday before Labor Day and I"m feeling creative!

[ret5hd]

1. No you won't.

[LynneSin]

3. Maybe this will offend you!

[ret5hd]

8. That's not offensive! They're pointed the wrong way!

[LynneSin]

10. How's this...

I'd rather scoop my eyes out with a melon baller than read your dumbass blog, you pajama-clad, basement-dwelling cyber jihadist.

[ret5hd]

32. Did we used to be married??? If so, your spelling and grammar have improved...

but your sentiments remain the same!

On edit: And if it is you, my sentiments remain the same also!

So come on Lynne, you can do better than that!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear LynneSin!

Take a number........get in line!

[LynneSin]

11. Here you go!

Pardon me, you mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging troglodyte, but aren't you late for your Klan rally?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

24. Nice try! It's not ME, lol!

[In_The_Wind]

4. You can try.

[LynneSin]

12. Okie Dokie!

Did you have to pass a sanity test to get into your militia, or do they admit any firearm-fondling, conspiracy-theorizing hatriot?

[In_The_Wind]

22. That might work

if it was about me. Nice try.

[sarge43]

5. Take your best shot. n/t

[LynneSin]

13. This will do

Listen, you ice-cap-melting fearmonger, I'll answer your question with a question: On what planet do you spend most of your time?

[sarge43]

18. Good shot

[pinboy3niner]

6. This thread is useless without taterguy

[LynneSin]

14. Here's my thoughts on Taterguy....

As a baby-seal-clubbing douchebag, you are a sobering reminder that you can fool too many people too much of the time.

[Sanity Claws]

7. Hit me with your best shot.

[LynneSin]

15. got ya!

Congratulations, you climate-wrecking teabagger, you're a walking refutation of the theories of evolution and intelligent design.

[Sanity Claws]

19. I congratulate you on your spelling skills

[Iggo]

9. I dare ya.

[LynneSin]

16. Dare accepted!

The Constitution requires that you shut up because talking to a Civil War-reenacting bottom-feeder like you is both cruel and unusual

[Iggo]

21. Why, I oughta...

[LynneSin]

17. Taking a small break but for the rest of you get your insults here....

http://www.fightconservatives.com/Inside-the-Book/Conservative-Insult-Generator.html?insult=503699384

[Aristus]

20. Go for it...

[LynneSin]

26. This is all you.....

As an erectile-dysfunctional birther, you're nothing but a pimple on the ass of progress.

[pipi_k]

23. Oh what's this...

we have to offend ourselves now?

OK.

I'm going for the Shakespearean insult:

Hence, horrible villain, or I'll spurn thine eyes like balls before me; I'll unhair thy head, Thou shalt be whipp'd with wire, and stew'd'in brine, smarting in lingering pickle.

Actually, I always wanted to smart in lingering pickle...

[LynneSin]

27. Well Back at Ya.....

I've got news for you, you End-Times-praying misanthrope, you're the reason God created the middle finger.

[antiquie]

25. I can take it,

my kid raised me on Rush.

[LynneSin]

28. Your kids raised you on Rush?

The band on the asshole?

If it was the band then good for them! If was the asshole I would have dropped those kids off at some 1800 turn of the century orphanage. But that's just me.

Anyhow for you

Tell me, you minority-oppressing conservatard, when you go to the mind reader, do you pay half price?

[antiquie]

29. Excellent.

The band, of course.

[Brigid]

30. For you, LynneSin:

[LynneSin]

36. Even if the Antichrist appears, what greater evil can he do than what you have done and do daily?

http://ergofabulous.org/luther/?

From Why the Books of Pope Were Burned, pg. 393 of Luther's Works, Vol. 31

[Brigid]

37. Luther was very good at slinging insults.

Yes indeed.

[Baitball Blogger]

31. Not much of a challenge here.

I offend easily. Especially on Thursdays before Labor Day.

[LynneSin]

35. Hey, you brie-eating Marxist, you should come with a warning label because

you contain more than a trace amount of nut.

[Baitball Blogger]

43. I'm offended.

Really, I am. Not a mention of arugula.

[taterguy]

33. Here

[LynneSin]

34. Listen, you compost-piling girlie man, don't let your mind wander—

it's far too little to be let out

[taterguy]

59. Nice post, Finbar

[BlueJazz]

38. Here's my post.

[LynneSin]

39. I scorn your words, you pox-ridden laced mutton

[BlueJazz]

40. Thanks!...(That's the nicest thing anybody has said about me all day)

[Chan790]

41. I don't know that I offend that easily. n/t

[LynneSin]

46. Decorum, please, you randy whore's kitling

[Chan790]

50. Tis true. Tis true, that is.

I certainly am that.

(Seek to try again?)

[LynneSin]

51. Why do you stare at me like a stuck pig, you hubble-bubble sneaksby

[NutmegYankee]

42. Forgive me Lynne, for I have Sinned...

[LynneSin]

47. What else can one say here, except that these ideas originate in your own wanton concoctions...

or in a drunken dream?

[NutmegYankee]

56. 2 bottles of wine later...

it must be the dream.

[GoCubsGo]

44. Hit me with your best shot.

[LynneSin]

48. Cubs are never going to win the world series in this lifetime

And my guess is Armageddon is going to happen when the Cubs are 2 outs from actually winning it.

[GoCubsGo]

55. That is insulting the Cubs, not me.

I hold no illusions when it comes to the Cubs.

[Skittles]

45. I will kick your offensive ass

I will you know!

[LynneSin]

49. Even if your writings were from an angel from heaven I would take this horrible document and...

after having used it as toilet paper, wipe its nose.

[Skittles]

52. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

[kwassa]

53. I'm a sensitive lad, easily offended, you malodorous pile of parrot droppings.

[Dr. Strange]

54. Go ahead...

yea, though I walk through the valley of LynneSin insults, I will fear no evil, for Geddy Lee is with me.

[rurallib]

57. I fear you not

for I am an older white male from the midwest!

[raven mad]

58. You said post here.

I can but obey.

[madinmaryland]

60. Get a brain, Moran!!

[steve2470]

61. WoW sucks

I keed, I keed. Sorry I bailed on you !