A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead at the next table...

[KamaAina]

He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.
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Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.'
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They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theatre followed by drinks...
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They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest.
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After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
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They had a wonderful, wonderful time..
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The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!
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'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman..
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Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'

'No,' she replies. . ....

Wait for it ... ....

The suspense is killing you, isn't it?

She said ... ...:

'You just happened to catch my eye.'

h/t SalmonChantedEvening

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. This is such a cute story, it's too bad it's just a story!

Thank you, my dear KamaAina!

[Ron Obvious]

2. Groan....

A guy in a bar made a bet with a drunk punter.

"I'll bet you $5 I can bite my eye.", he said.

"Oh no way. Nobody can do that", said the drunk.

The guy took out his glass eye and bit into it.

"You owe me $5", he said. And the drunk paid up.

"OK, I fooled you that time", said the guy. "How about I bet you another $5 that I can bite into my other, good eye", blinking his good eye.

"You're not getting me a second time", said the drunk, "put up or shut up".

And the guy took out his dentures and bit into his good eye.

And the drunk grumbled, and paid up his $5. He said "There's another punchline coming, but I'm damned if I can remember what it is."

[Solly Mack]

3. hehehehe

[Yavin4]

4. it's so bad that it's good.

Funny.

[whistler162]

5. where's the tomato juice.......

if it works for skunks maybe it will work for this stinker.

[trof]

6. And then there was the punch line "I'll keep an eye out for ya."

And no, I'm not tellin' the joke.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. Thanks; I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip the waitress.

[whistler162]

10. I tried that once and ended up in jail.

She really didn't appreciate me tipping her over.

[UTUSN]

8. This is Carol BURNETT's "I saw it in the window and just couldn't resist!1" n/t

[hedgehog]

9. Punny Friday!