BREAKING: Kony building Ebola "dirty bomb"
http://chronicle.su/2014/09/kony-building-dirty-ebola-bomb/
INTERNET Kony, terrorist commander of Africas child army, has teamed up with weapons technicians from Boko Haram to construct what has been called a dirty Ebola bomb. Rather than weaponizing the deadly virus through genetic modification and lab cultivation, Konys child troops have been sent on a suicide mission into the heart of the Ebola outbreak to collect thousands of corpses for construction of the dirty bomb.
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Already, Americans around the country have been advised to huddle in their homes and tape over their windows with plastic sheeting to seal out the Ebola vapors that could descend at any minute. However, Dr. Cecilia Darwin of the CDC said, Ebola can only effect Africans, and when it infects a European or Asian person the effects are never fatal. Its long been known that Ebola was created in a weapons program where diseases were created to target certain haplogroups, and its my understanding that only African Americans should worry about the impending Ebola bombs.
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