Someone's cooking bacon with the windows open

[taterguy]

If you know what I mean

[In_The_Wind]

1. There isn't much I do with the windows open.

The neighbors around here share way too much information about everything.

[OakCliffDem]

2. Do they perfer paper or plastic?

[OriginalGeek]

5. lol, that reminds me of the time

I visited home for christmas a few years after I had moved out of the house. My little brother and I shared a christmas doobie trying half-assedly to blow the smoke out his bedroom window and we figured we did a pretty good job until christmas morning when our mom exclaimed "I really must have the Christmas spirit because I thought I smelled a baking ham last night!"

[taterguy]

8. Perfer?

Have another hit.

[OakCliffDem]

15. You must be some kind of square

To be cool, you need to get groovy and learn the new hip talk.

[font size = 5] Perfer [/font]! Man it is the most.

I bet you still use that old term, 4:20 (if you know what I mean)

[trof]

3. If they made a perfume that smelled like bacon and/or onions frying...

There wouldn't be a single unmarried guy left on the planet.

[A HERETIC I AM]

4. Why the bacon has windows....

I have NO idea


Ba dum tish

[ohnoyoudidnt]

6. Those sadistic bastards.

[AwakeAtLast]

7. Mmmmm........bacon

[pinboy3niner]

9. Tormenting the neighbors again, are you?

P.S.: How was the bacon?

[fleur-de-lisa]

10. Is this a confession about something you did with a pig . . .

if you know what I mean?

[taterguy]

16. No

[Autumn]

11. Is that code for someone's cooking bacon in the nude?

If so, yeah I know what you mean.

[whistler162]

12. More likely in their Union suit.

with a open fireman's flap.

[taterguy]

17. Only a dumbass would do that

Proper bacon cooking frequently involves splatters.

[Autumn]

19. How's your burn? Didja put on plenty of burn cream?

Hope you don't get a scar.

[taterguy]

21. Oh, I've got plenty of scars

But not from that.

[Autumn]

22. I'm taking that as an admission

[taterguy]

23. I admit to nothing

[pinboy3niner]

24. At least he didn't post the selfies

We should be counting our blessings!

[Autumn]

25. 1, 2, 3, 4... 10 thousand

[taterguy]

26. A short pier

You should take a long walk down one.

Just a suggestion.

[DebJ]

13. Bacon stuffed taters sound good... just add some cheese. n/t

[KamaAina]

14. You would contaminate bacon with cheese??

I'm pretty sure that's illegal in 16 or 17 states!

[antiquie]

18. Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah.

[whistler162]

20. Shore looks that way.

[UTUSN]

27. "If you know what I mean" - I thought I did, but nope, back to not knowing. n/t