Everybody on my Christmas list is getting one of these:

[dixiegrrrrl]

The Grilled Cheesus Sandwich Press

http://tinyurl.com/ocgazax
(opens to amazon page)

[3catwoman3]

1. As a somewhat irreverent agnostic...

...I find this hilarious.

[catnhatnh]

2. Oh for the love of Christ... N/T

[Tripper11]

3. love the description

Toasts the face of Jesus on every sandwich
Non-stick plates mean heavenly quick clean ups!
The rays help to evenly distribute heat ensuring the perfect toast.
Keep it holy, use swiss
A portion of our proceeds are donated toward doing good deeds around the world

[dixiegrrrrl]

4. Apparently, from the reviews, it is actually a good toaster.

Which is a plus...

[frogmarch]

5. I have a "Your Daily Bread" toaster

that makes Jesus toast.

Now I need a Grilled Cheesus Sandwich Press!

[dixiegrrrrl]

6. Hitchens would applaud you.

[sarge43]

7. When a communion wafer just won't do. nt

[NV Whino]

8. Keep it holly, use swiss.

At least they have a sense of humor.

[Ron Obvious]

9. Frequently bought together

Fred Holy Toast Bread Stamper
The Jesus Rapture Toaster



I'm holding out for a model that I can reprogram to put any picture I like in, or possibly messages in Braille to make blind house guests paranoid.

[Rhiannon12866]

10. Seems to be a good one, 8 out of 10 gave it five stars!